Tag: insertable vibrators

Dull, bland, uninspiring, humdrum….shall I continue? No, really, I could go on, and on. About how much of a dud the VēDO GEE Slim G-Spot vibrator turned out to be. This review contains no mentions of grand orgasmic fireworks. Because there were none or maybe, better I said, I had none.

Nope, any hint, even the slightest whisper of an orgasm I managed to muster while using the GEE Slim agonizingly fizzled away.

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If you’ve followed along with me on this journey of sex toy trials and errors, you’ll know that I have what some might call, a pie-in-the-sky obsession, with finding the “perfect” dual-stimulation vibrator. In truth, I’m not sure what sparked this obsession. Maybe it was that infamous episode of Sex And The City or it could more simply be that sex toy manufacturers continue to create rabbit-vibes in newer, 

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The OhMiBod, Cuddle Mini, plays Skipper to the OG version’s Barbie. Like a “Fun Sized” edition of my favorite candy bar, it is identical to its larger counterpart in almost every way. That is, except for dimensions. Basically, the Mini shares all the original’s classic features. Just in a cuter, slightly more compact version. The result is an inconspicuous little vibe that’s perfect for travel or any other scenario where privacy is a priority.

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In the days before my discovery of sex toy reviewers and sex blogs, if someone were to ask me, “What is your ideal sex toy?”

I would have little doubt, unabashedly replied, “A hands-free one!” Just like that, with little to no consideration. (My second choice, most likely, a rabbit, ha!)

 Ignorance ≠ Bliss

Similar to the child who wants a puppy for Christmas having no concept of the amount of work that goes into caring for a pet,

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I’ve never started a review with a facepalm before, but just before I started writing this, I sat with my head in my hands. Trying to ignore the feeling of impending doom, and figure out how I was going to get through it. Offline I’m prone to passive aggressions. A lot of the time I find it hard to confront uncomfortable or unpleasant issues head on.

I’m the one always trying to dodge hurt feelings,

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In the wacky world of sex toy blogging, we, as bloggers, sometimes take for granted the easy access that we have to the most expensive toy lines out there. In doing so, we overlook the challenges our peeps living on a shoe-string budget have to deal with on the regular.

In other words, college students, single parents, and all the other real-world scenarios where buying a two or three hundred dollar sex toy is likely going to be completely out of the question.

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The Duchess is a dildo that appeals to the senses. From its gorgeous, blue-to-white, ombré color. To the undeniably satisfying squish of Tantus’s  Super Soft™ silicone encasing the firm, inner-core within. Culminating with the magnificent feeling of maximum fullness that its 1.8 inches of diameter offer.

If you happen to be new to the sex toy scene and in search of the crème de la crème of dildos, then let me direct you to Tantus,

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Reminiscent of the Unites States and the former U.S.S.R’s technology spurred, race to the moon. It appears as though today’s sex toy manufacturers are in a race of their own. Vying to see who can come up with the most technologically advanced functions to incorporate into their dildos and vibrators.

In the ever expanding race to get the rest of us off, they continue upping the ante. With hopes of creating the ultimate, futuristic sex toy.

Some of these new “techie”

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