Review: Wand by We-Vibe
All systems are a go! I repeat this is not a drill! “Hold up! Wait a minute. Pump the brakes. Let’s not get our hopes up just yet.” This was me reining myself in, tempering my excitement upon learning the news of the Wand by…
Review: PalmPower Extreme
I’ve inwardly dubbed 2019 the year of the wand. It’s hard to deny there’s been a recent resurgence and rise in popularity of these dynamos. The PalmPower Extreme carries on with the genre’s tradition of clit thrumming power, simply repackaged with a modernized twist. The…
Zumio S vs Zumio X Comparison Review
The Zumio S with its shorter stem and larger, plusher, silicone-covered tip is best described as a slightly dialed-back version of the hyper-intense, balls-to-the-wall, pinpoint stimulation of the Zumio X. Don’t get me wrong, the Zumio S is not some weak sauce, watered-down joke. Indeed,…
Review: Le Wand – Feel My Power Special Edition
The Le Wand – Feel My Power special edition is the wand I’ve dreamt of, the wand I’ve anxiously sought after. The wand I’ve searched for, but could NEVER quite find; a rechargeable wand that amasses rumbly vibrations, an extensive range of speeds, and a…
Review ⎯ Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7″ Dual Density Dildo
Frankly, I am amazed by Blush Novelties uncanny knack for remaining at the forefront of supplying sex toy enthusiasts with the body-safe toys we clamor to have. Toys that we’re legitimately proud to own. Yet, what I find even more astonishing, is what I consider…
Review | Magic Wand Plus
That’s right! The icon, the legend, the Vibratex Magic Wand, a sex toy that’s survived a rebranding, endured through nine presidencies, outlasted disco, 80’s hair bands, and dial-up internet, all, just got a glow up. Best described as the hybrid offspring of the original Magic…
Mini Review: PalmPower Pocket
“Awww….look how cute! Do you mind if I touch it?” an entirely plausible thing to say to someone holding a darling little puppy or kitten. But, this, or something closely akin to it, is apt to be what you’ll overhear if you’re standing nearby when…
Review: Liberator Hipster
Hey, I get it. *Raising both hands defensively* You don’t have to preach to me about the seemingly non-essential and frivolous nature of sex furniture slash sex pillows. I understand why you might be hard-pressed to justify such a substantial investment. In what is seen…
Review: Doxy Don
I’m tirelessly in pursuit of ever more powerful and rumbly vibrations. I’d heard rumors of the Doxy Don (introduced initially as the Doxy Skittle,) possessing ownership of some grade-A, top shelf, certifiable rumbly vibrations. Let me start off by verifying that yes, indeed, there is…
Review ・WaterSlyde™️・ Bath Tub Water Diverter
Once in a while, a toy comes along that shakes things up and turns everything you thought you knew about sex toys upside down. A toy that is so supremely simple and staggeringly ingenious in its design, that you think to yourself, “Why didn’t I…