I’ve got to hand it to Le Wand. It takes some nerve to go up against the iconoclast that is the Vibratex Magic Wand. The vibrator that started life as a lowly household appliance and met its fate playing a pivotal role in the sexual revolution of the late 1960s—single-handedly changing how every generation since then gets their rocks off. This singular achievement has earned this ferocious wand its place as a revered feminist icon,
Go ahead try this fun little experiment out for yourself. Start off by handing the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman XXL to a friend with no explanation. Encourage them to turn it on and look it over to their satisfaction. So they get a real feel of what they’re seeing.
Now, politely ask them what they think it costs. Chances are they will overshoot the price by at least double, minimum.
That’s your cue to be all cute and announce the actual price.
Looking for a way to elevate your sex life, a real game-changer, so to speak? I very well may have the answer you’ve been searching for, both, literally and figuratively speaking. Allow me to introduce you to the newest variant of sex pillow, the Dame Pillo.
If you’re brand new to positional aids, here’s a brief rundown. So, basically, sex pillows, or positional aids, are a nifty modern-day convenience aimed at providing a bit of supplemental support,
The Le Wand – Feel My Power special edition is the wand I’ve dreamt of, the wand I’ve anxiously sought after. The wand I’ve searched for, but could NEVER quite find; a rechargeable wand that amasses rumbly vibrations, an extensive range of speeds, and a silicone head — all, wrapped up in a gorgeous package.
It’s been hotly contested whether the brand’s founder, Alicia Sinclair,
If a brand is bold enough to name a line of sex toys after some of the most glamorous starlets of Old Hollywood fame, and along with them, one of the most admired and iconic women of the royal family, they’d best not disappoint. And I for one, believe Jopen pulled it off with their dazzling, crystalline-studded collection, aptly named the Jopen Pavé collection. A glitzy line of vibrators with an air of opulence worthy of ownership by the stars they were named after.
Hey, I get it. *Raising both hands defensively* You don’t have to preach to me about the seemingly non-essential and frivolous nature of sex furniture slash sex pillows. I understand why you might be hard-pressed to justify such a substantial investment. In what is seen by most as a purely self-indulgent purchase.
You might be quarreling at me right now, shaking your head, adamantly thinking to yourself – “I’m not about to buy a pillow that has a one-single purpose,
After witnessing first-hand, the debacle that is the Jive. Then going on to read bad reviews all-around of both, the Wish and the Gala. I was beginning to despair that one of my favorite sex toy brands may have already reached its pinnacle. With only one way left to go, and we all know that is down, in a rapidly descending death spiral.
Whilst all I could do is wring my hands and watch helplessly from the sidelines.
I won’t lie, mine and my darling Zumio X’s relationship got off to a rocky start. As epic love affairs seldom do. I take full responsibility for making the unwise choice to place the Zumio’s hard unforgiving, ultra-targeted SpiroTIP™ against what was then my overworked and tender clit.
What follows should act as a cautionary tale.
You see, the first time I tried the Zumio,
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