Nothing is more soul-crushing than a toy I was convinced I was going to adore, turning out to be is just plain “blah.” Or worse still, incapable of yielding me with one measly orgasm.
Forgive me, if perhaps, I was too easily beguiled by what I saw as the Volita’s potential to be a cheaper, travel-friendly alternative to one of my favorites. Yes, I’m pointing toward Fun Factory’s oddly shaped,
I won’t lie, mine and my darling Zumio X’s relationship got off to a rocky start. As epic love affairs seldom do. I take full responsibility for making the unwise choice to place the Zumio’s hard unforgiving, ultra-targeted SpiroTIP™ against what was then my overworked and tender clit.
What follows should act as a cautionary tale.
You see, the first time I tried the Zumio,
For those of you who secretly doubt that you could ever find harmony with the Volta’s bizarre-looking design, I appreciate and identify with your ambivalence. I don’t think anyone would dare try to argue that the Fun Factory Volta isn’t an awkward-looking little fella? What, with its upturned beak, (or is that a bill?) molded in such a way, that it will remain forever frozen slightly agape.
However, I honestly think if you give it a try,
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