Go ahead try this fun little experiment out for yourself. Start off by handing the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman XXL to a friend with no explanation. Encourage them to turn it on and look it over to their satisfaction. So they get a real feel of what they’re seeing.
Now, politely ask them what they think it costs. Chances are they will overshoot the price by at least double, minimum.
That’s your cue to be all cute and announce the actual price.
This toy makes me smile. And why shouldn’t it? What with its cheerful shade of shamrock green and plucky caterpillar-inspired shape, replete with a tiny-little face beaming back at me.
It’s a true classic amongst the sex toy horde. I’d even venture to say that the Patchy Paul encapsulates Fun Factory as a brand. In other words, it’s a bright, cheery, unapologetically eccentric mascot of sorts. Not to mention,
I liken the Nu Sensuelle Trinitii to a three-ring circus for your clit. Like a sword juggling clown, riding a unicycle across a tight rope, the Trinitii grants me a uniquely entertaining approach to jacking off. The Trinitii is an excellent example of a relatively new species of sex toy that only very recently hit the market—a genre of toys comprised of multiple modes of self-gratification all crammed into a single gadget.
Not gonna lie, it took some time to warm up to the Vibease. This toy’s vibrations are far more muted than the ones that emanate from the motors’ of the rip-roaring bullet vibes and bone jarring wands that I’m endlessly raving about on here.
I get it, low-key is an asset for a remote-controlled vibe that could potentially be worn out in public. It’s a bare minimum prerequisite for discretion.
Three years! That’s right, for three fun-filled years, now, I have been at this sex toy reviewing gig. I deem that’s as something worthy of celebration, don’t you?
So that’s exactly what we’re about to do.
As a small sign of my heartfelt appreciation for each and every single one of you who continue supporting my blog by coming here daily to read my reviews, and for taking time to shop using my affiliate links I’m transferring this year’s birthday wish to you.
Chicken and waffles, Kermit and Miss Piggy, peanut butter & jelly, just a few examples of unexpected combinations, that for lack of a better word, just work. Their undeniable differences play well off one another and wind up complimenting the other perfectly. I wish I could say the same for vibration and pressure wave technology. The Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration is, unfortunately, one such toy, that ill-advisedly attempts to fuse these two opposing schools of self-pleasure.
If a brand is bold enough to name a line of sex toys after some of the most glamorous starlets of Old Hollywood fame, and along with them, one of the most admired and iconic women of the royal family, they’d best not disappoint. And I for one, believe Jopen pulled it off with their dazzling, crystalline-studded collection, aptly named the Jopen Pavé collection. A glitzy line of vibrators with an air of opulence worthy of ownership by the stars they were named after.
“Awww….look how cute! Do you mind if I touch it?” an entirely plausible thing to say to someone holding a darling little puppy or kitten. But, this, or something closely akin to it, is apt to be what you’ll overhear if you’re standing nearby when someone catches their first glimpse of BMS Factory’s NEW ultra-mini wand, the PalmPower Pocket edition.
It’s a rare occasion to witness a sex toy incite uncontrollable bouts of cooing baby talk.
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