I liken the Nu Sensuelle Trinitii to a three-ring circus for your clit. Like a sword juggling clown, riding a unicycle across a tight rope, the Trinitii grants me a uniquely entertaining approach to jacking off. The Trinitii is an excellent example of a relatively new species of sex toy that only very recently hit the market—a genre of toys comprised of multiple modes of self-gratification all crammed into a single gadget.

That said, it’s certainly not going be everybody’s cup of tea. Some might even successfully argue that the Trinitii is a blatant overcomplication of an otherwise straightforward matter.

You say “tomayto,” I say “tomahto.”

Granted, my track record with these sorts of multi-purpose toys has not been the best. But for some reason, my curiosity always seems to win out over any levelheaded rational thinking. 

My brain screams, “NOOO!” while my genitals silently ponder, “Hmmm… I wonder what that feels like?” 

Where some might see a muddled mess of clashing features, I see an adventure destination for my clit. And in case it was not abundantly clear already, mines a skydiving daredevil.

In other words, I’m down to have my clitoris simultaneously flicked, sucked, and vibrated, any day of the week! Where’s the pen? Sign me up already!  Oh, and here’s a thought, how about next time you try throwing in a thruster into the mix? Just a thought.

I view the Nu Sensulle Trinitii as a fun challenge. It’s one of the first sex toys to experiment with the mingling of suction, vibration, and flickering all in one.  Understand you are under no obligation to use all three of these features at once. Nu Sensuelle smartly grants the user the option to activate or deactivate each function independently from the others. Or you can use the three of them in any combination you so choose.

Oh, and thanks, Nu Senuselle, for supplying each function with a separate control button. It’s way less confusing for everybody this way and cuts back on my tendencies to bumble things up. The Trinitii also offers an abundance of settings, the flickering tongue includes four speeds, the suction feature has seven, and there are fifteen vibrational settings. Now, that’s a lot of variety!

For all its bizarre innovations, I must say all my encounters with the Trinitii have been surprisingly uneventful. I hate to disappoint, but I have no heartwrenching tales of woe to impart. No embarrassing descriptions of slurping noises emanating from my betwixt my legs to recount. But best of all, no painful injuries to relay.

However, at the start, the number of options did feel a tad overwhelming. There was undoubtedly a considerable learning curve involved with deciphering the right cocktail of features and settings required to derive the most pleasure from the Trinitii. 

But, once I got the hang of it, a clear pattern started to emerge. Through trial and error, I determined it felt most natural to start out with only the suction feature actively engaged. After that, I could incorporate the flickering tongue and very seldom the vibration.

The placement of the nozzle is vital. An essential step in the process is spreading my outer labia to better expose my clit. It’s mission accomplished when that puppy is latched on like a lamprey. Trust me, this feels a whole lot better than it sounds.

A little tweaking is sometimes necessary to get it properly latched on. Once it is, I go ahead and activate the auxiliary features and finesse the settings to deliver the most gratifying combination. 

Most times, I skip the vibrations altogether, favoring the sensations of the flickering tongue and suction all by themselves. Not that the Trinitii’s vibrations are subpar, it’s not that. It’s just that with its current design, vibrations are concentrated in the handle, as opposed to where the action takes place, the nozzle. 

And as I have discovered in the past, with the other multi-functional toys I’ve tried, I find the introduction of vibration somewhat distracting. It feels like it competes against the other two functions, instead of harmonizing with them and ramping up the pleasure.

Intensity wise, I’d say the Trinitii is on par with the notoriously potent Zumio X and Fun Factory Volta. That’s why some precautions are in order. This toy is extremely focused; it produces an intense pinpoint type of stimulation. I judge it as not the best pick for a first-time toy buyer or someone who likes to avoid direct, heavily targeted clitoral stimulation. 

That said, it also means the Trinitii is right of my alley. I’m a massive fan of the type of ultra-concentrated stimulation it dispenses.

And although I might be a minority of one, I propose the Adrien Lastic Caress as a softer, more diffuse alternative to the pointy, Trinitii’s rather stiff silicone tongue? The Caress offers a smoother, much more mellow experience compared to the Trinitii XLR.

No matter your opinion on its wacky appearance, or its experimental combination of features, you can’t deny that the Trinitii is imaginative. It offers a compelling new method for getting off. Who knew merging vibration, suction, and a flickering tongue, into a single toy, could feel so damn good?

I appreciate the Nu Sensuelle Trinitii as a reprieve from the monotony of ordinary everyday single-function vibrators, pulsators, and thrusters. Using it is always an exhilarating experience.


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