Sex toys have a murky history. One of the rare times I’ve heard them mentioned in a historical context is in the fascinating tale of Cleopatra smartly employing a swarm of bees imprisoned within a hollow gourd to fulfill her lustful urges. While of course, this entertaining, little anecdote has proven to be only a myth, I still find it rather amusing to picture the legendary Queen of the Nile, herself, creating the world’s first DIY vibrator.
Aside from valiantly suing the New York MTA for their blatant sexism, Dame is probably best known for its massively successful crowdsourcing campaign that bankrolled the creation of its visionary wearable vibe, Eva. Which, in its final incarnation fell devastatingly short of expectations.
Amid a din of online complaints, sex toy reviewers derided the Eva for its languid performance and mechanical inadequacies. Turns out,
I liken the Nu Sensuelle Trinitii to a three-ring circus for your clit. Like a sword juggling clown, riding a unicycle across a tight rope, the Trinitii grants me a uniquely entertaining approach to jacking off. The Trinitii is an excellent example of a relatively new species of sex toy that only very recently hit the market—a genre of toys comprised of multiple modes of self-gratification all crammed into a single gadget.
I guess you could say I’ve been infatuated with the Mimic Plus since the first generation’s release a couple of years back. As you know, the first-generation Mimic has broken more than its fair share of hearts during the span of those two short years.
The first-gen Mimic’s sophisticated design enticed a lot of wide-eyed, overly trusting souls. Only for many of them to be left disillusioned by the toy’s abysmal performance.
The Zumio S with its shorter stem and larger, plusher, silicone-covered tip is best described as a slightly dialed-back version of the hyper-intense, balls-to-the-wall, pinpoint stimulation of the Zumio X. Don’t get me wrong, the Zumio S is not some weak sauce, watered-down joke. Indeed, it’s far from that.
An an unexpected twist that I could never have seen coming, I’m suprised to find myself reaching more often than not for the chunkier tipped Zumio S.
Chicken and waffles, Kermit and Miss Piggy, peanut butter & jelly, just a few examples of unexpected combinations, that for lack of a better word, just work. Their undeniable differences play well off one another and wind up complimenting the other perfectly. I wish I could say the same for vibration and pressure wave technology. The Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration is, unfortunately, one such toy, that ill-advisedly attempts to fuse these two opposing schools of self-pleasure.
If a brand is bold enough to name a line of sex toys after some of the most glamorous starlets of Old Hollywood fame, and along with them, one of the most admired and iconic women of the royal family, they’d best not disappoint. And I for one, believe Jopen pulled it off with their dazzling, crystalline-studded collection, aptly named the Jopen Pavé collection. A glitzy line of vibrators with an air of opulence worthy of ownership by the stars they were named after.
**Editors note: Unfortunately this vibrator has been discontinued. Nu Sensuelle, the parent company of the now-defunct SXOhh brand, has a suitable stand-in, the Nu Sensuelle Bobbii, which will be linked throughout the review in place of the 60SX.
Not going to lie, and I’m not going to sugarcoat it. I’m none too fond of the direction SXOhh has opted to take in the marketing of their new vibrator,
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