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REVIEWS


New to adult toys? Can’t decide where to shop? Not sure which toy is going to work for you? Relax and read my reviews. They are meant to help guide you in your decisions. Be confident knowing my reviews always reflect my true and honest opinions on a wide range of sex toys, positional aids, lube, and lingerie.
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Review: Cal Exotics Mini Marvels Flicker

Hmm… perhaps, I don’t know… just maybe… Cal Exotics might have screwed up royally when they chose to name their hot pink, vaguely tongue-shaped vibrator, the Flicker. The combination of all three, the name, the shape, and the color have the potential to elicit some disturbing mental imagery. Or more explicitly, nightmarish fantasies of a […]

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Review: We-Vibe 10th-Anniversary Set

After witnessing first-hand, the debacle that is the Jive. Then going on to read bad reviews all-around of both, the Wish and the Gala. I was beginning to despair that one of my favorite sex toy brands may have already reached its pinnacle. With only one way left to go, and we all know that is […]

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Review: Zumio X

I won’t lie, mine and my darling Zumio X’s relationship got off to a rocky start. As epic love affairs seldom do. I take full responsibility for making the unwise choice to place the Zumio’s hard unforgiving, ultra-targeted SpiroTIP™ against what was then my overworked and tender clit. What follows should act as a cautionary […]

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Review: Fun Factory Volta

For those of you who secretly doubt that you could ever find harmony with the Volta’s bizarre-looking design, I appreciate and identify with your ambivalence. I don’t think anyone would dare try to argue that the Fun Factory Volta isn’t an awkward-looking little fella? What, with its upturned beak, (or is that a bill?) molded in […]

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Review: Mini Swan Wand

Full disclosure, I’ve not yet had the chance to try the Mini Swan Wand’s larger sized counterpart, the Swan Wand. So, this review will, quite obviously, not contain any direct comparisons between the two. The mini version simply seemed better suited to serve my purposes. As someone who routinely prefers smaller vibrators over midsized wands, like […]

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Review: Blush Novelties Avant D1

Up until the release of Blush Novelties new Avant series, I would not have dreamt of purchasing a vivid, multi-colored dildo with razor-sharp stripes for under $60. These are what I’ve always thought of as top-shelf toys, and the Mom & Pop Artisan companies who are willing to sacrifice the blood, sweat, and tears that goes […]

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The Return of A Legend: The Polka-Dot Jollet

Over the past few years, there’s been a handful of retired sex toys that I’ve consistently found myself revisiting. Time and time again, I would return to read the smattering of reviews I’d found written about them. These ritualized readings were the only avenue left for me to experience these legendary toys, by living vicariously […]

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