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REVIEWS


New to adult toys? Can’t decide where to shop? Not sure which toy is going to work for you? Relax and read my reviews. They are meant to help guide you in your decisions. Be confident knowing my reviews always reflect my true and honest opinions on a wide range of sex toys, positional aids, lube, and lingerie.

There comes a time when you have to throw in the towel and admit defeat. And I’d say that time has already come and past where it pertains to me and the hunt for my “Goldilocks” of dual stimulation vibrators. If you remember, I started this charge with a gung-ho, raring to go attitude. Feeling (perhaps, looking back now,) overly confident that, although the road might be rocky, the goal would eventually be met.

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I’m tirelessly in pursuit of ever more powerful and rumbly vibrations. I’d heard rumors of the Doxy Don (introduced initially as the Doxy Skittle,) possessing ownership of some grade-A, top shelf, certifiable rumbly vibrations.

Let me start off by verifying that yes, indeed, there is truth in those allegations.

Up until now, I’ve always thought comparing a vibrator to a jackhammer was a straight-up insult to the toy itself.

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I’m always down to try the newest ones. YouTube Beauty Gurus are forever on the hunt for the next big one. And the online makeup world is replete with endless “Top Ten Lists” of them. What am I referring to, you ask? Dupes, of course! For those unfamiliar with this newly coined terminology, “dupe” is simply short for duplicate. It is a slang term for a cheaper version of an expensive higher-end product.

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Nothing is more soul-crushing than a toy I was convinced I was going to adore, turning out to be is just plain “blah.” Or worse still, incapable of yielding me with one measly orgasm.

Forgive me, if perhaps, I was too easily beguiled by what I saw as the Volita’s potential to be a cheaper, travel-friendly alternative to one of my favorites. Yes, I’m pointing toward Fun Factory’s oddly shaped,

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In theory, on paper, hypothetically speaking; however, you want to put it, the Liberator Axis looks to be an obvious choice and a practical accessory for any toy aficionado’s collection. A toy mount is the next logical step, right? And depending on what your expectations for using it are, be they solo or coupled, the Axis could potentially be a worthy choice.

But then again, perhaps not.

Bear with me.

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Once in a while, a toy comes along that shakes things up and turns everything you thought you knew about sex toys upside down. A toy that is so supremely simple and staggeringly ingenious in its design, that you think to yourself, “Why didn’t I think of that?!” The WaterSlyde is exactly one of those.

So, what if I told you that you could own a phenomenal sex toy that requires no batteries,

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Earlier this spring, the Blush Novelties Avant Pride line took the internet and sex blogging community by storm. Not long after the first campaign images hit Twitter and Instagram, excitement began to mount about this impressive new line of toys. A spin-off of Blush’s trendy new OG Avant line, created expressly to commemorate and celebrate LGBTQ+ Pride.

Avant Pride is a range of artisanal dildos and butt plugs that exhibit sharply defined bands of vibrant colors.

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Bring on the girth, baby! Before we begin, let me make something abundantly clear. The Tantus Hero is the antithesis of refinement and understated sophistication. In fact, it is the polar opposite. This toy is a brazen and brash “let’s cut right to the chase” silicone dick. (With a bonus grip, disguised as a pair of low hanging testicles. Well, at least that is what I use them for, anyway. *shrugs*)Tantus Super Soft HeroTantus Super Soft Hero

The Hero wields its super-power flawlessly.

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