Sex toys have a murky history. One of the rare times I’ve heard them mentioned in a historical context is in the fascinating tale of Cleopatra smartly employing a swarm of bees imprisoned within a hollow gourd to fulfill her lustful urges. While of course, this entertaining, little anecdote has proven to be only a myth, I still find it rather amusing to picture the legendary Queen of the Nile, herself, creating the world’s first DIY vibrator.
Not gonna lie, it took some time to warm up to the Vibease. This toy’s vibrations are far more muted than the ones that emanate from the motors’ of the rip-roaring bullet vibes and bone jarring wands that I’m endlessly raving about on here.
I get it, low-key is an asset for a remote-controlled vibe that could potentially be worn out in public. It’s a bare minimum prerequisite for discretion.
Is it just me or does the We-Vibe Rave’s 7-inch, silicone-covered length, compounded by its somewhat angular-shape and corresponding sharp-edged seams look…what’s the word I’m searching for, here? Hmm…I don’t know… unnerving, or perhaps, slightly intimidating.
Let’s quickly flashback to the moments leading up to me trying the Rave for the first time.
I distinctly recall holding the Rave in my hand and feeling more than a tad apprehensive about this vibrator’s solid,
After witnessing first-hand, the debacle that is the Jive. Then going on to read bad reviews all-around of both, the Wish and the Gala. I was beginning to despair that one of my favorite sex toy brands may have already reached its pinnacle. With only one way left to go, and we all know that is down, in a rapidly descending death spiral.
Whilst all I could do is wring my hands and watch helplessly from the sidelines.
We-Vibe, how could you? How could you do this? After we had such a good thing going, and for so long. You know that I practically live for your Touch. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore! I feel cheated by the Jive.
Why couldn’t your Jive be as powerful and explosive as your Tango or the legend of your Salsa?
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