Sex toys have a murky history. One of the rare times I’ve heard them mentioned in a historical context is in the fascinating tale of Cleopatra smartly employing a swarm of bees imprisoned within a hollow gourd to fulfill her lustful urges. While of course, this entertaining, little anecdote has proven to be only a myth, I still find it rather amusing to picture the legendary Queen of the Nile, herself, creating the world’s first DIY vibrator. Girl puts my crafting skills to shame!
The point I’m trying to make is that for actual millennia, our poor, pitiable ancestors had precious few options along the lines of self-gratification. When it came time to… ahem… shall we say, privately blow off some steam, it was slim pickin’s other than making-do with their own two hands. This, of course, barring the occasional villager who was resourceful enough to conceive of carving a dildo from wood or chiseling one stone.
We should count ourselves lucky sitting here today shamefully enjoying the spoils of modern innovation. Each one taking for granted the outrageous abundance of pleasure devices wrought forth by the wondrous fusion of pleasure and technical engineering.
Wonders Never Cease
We should be rejoicing in the streets that partners halfway around the globe from one another can regularly, and quite efficiently, I might add, get each other off. By utilizing the wizardry of app-controlled sex toys like the We-Vibe Chorus. To think such a thing would have been considered mere science fiction, not even two decades ago.
This miraculous, modern-day feat would’ve undoubtedly brought about accusations of sorcery in eons past. I shudder to think of the consequences if found in possession of such a device in Medieval or Victorian times. Come to think of it, I might just have to reconsider any future time-traveling plans to the distant past I might’ve been entertaining. Or, perhaps, I should just leave the sex tech as home?
The We-Vibe Chorus is only the most recent evolution of We-Vibe’s flagship line of c-shaped, wearable, couples toys. And this newest adaptation seamlessly melds cutting-edge technology with modern-era pleasure gadgetry. Lucky for us, it incorporates some of We-Vibe’s latest and greatest innovations into a single wearable vibrator.
And if you couldn’t tell by my enthusiasm alone, I’m a fan!
First, allow me to bring those who’re new to We-Vibe’s wearable line of vibrators, up to speed. Like its forerunners before it, the We-Vibe Chorus is primarily meant to be worn during penetrative-partnered sex. As a supplementary source of, both, external and internal stimulation. Optimally, it should perform these duties while remaining as unobtrusive as possible.
Although it almost goes without saying, I think it’s important to reiterate that there is absolutely no reason why the Chorus can’t be enjoyed solo. Or, for that matter, as a substitute for a more traditional, stand-alone, remote-controlled vibrators.
Have it Your Way
When it comes to the We-Vibe Chorus, versatility is the name of the game—starting with its two smartly embedded hinges. These two strategically placed hinges ensure I’m invariably able to find my comfiest fit. It’s also reasonable to assume what feels good solo may not always work in partnered scenarios. So some major, or perhaps, minor adjustments are going to have to be made along the way. Luckily the flexible hinges make this super easy to accomplish.
You’ll notice the Chorus’s internal arm culminates in a flattened-out, arrowhead shape with a discernible arch. This bit of curvature assists the arm in catching onto the pubic bone, helping it to stay fixed in place, and to better target the G-spot while the motor works its magic. Thankfully, with the aid of the Flexi hinges, I’m able to experiment with the shape until I find the best configuration to pincer my clit and G-Spot snug between both arms.
Again, this small dash of adaptability allows for a far more individualized fit. It makes it so much easier to wrangle both of the delightfully rumbly motors into the ideal position. Ensuring they’re situated in a way that lets them best target those two crucial erogenous zones, the clitoris, and the G-Spot.
Speaking of motors, it became clear to me the external arm’s motor is the star of the show. While the internal arm performs solid backup vocals. Their counterbalancing nature generates a nice symmetry and prevents the motors from battling against one another for the spotlight or worse canceling out the other’s efforts. Both of the Chorus’s motors exude subtle bass undertones. Which, I’m happy to report, equates to them possessing superior vibrations.
The Chorus’s control modes range from the most basic to state of the art. Starting with the onboard button and graduating to the new, interactive remote control. All the way to the precision levels of control supported through the We-Connect™️ app.
Affording us with all these options speaks volumes about the extraordinary degree of versatility and the remarkable levels of customization you can expect from this vibrator. Which is an awfully hard thing to come by in the one-size-fits-all world of sex toys.
It is probably not hard to guess why my least preferred control mode is the clumsy, analog-button situated on the external vibrating arm. To say it’s hella awkward and horribly inconvenient to utilize while the toy is actively being worn is an understatement.
What happens if you accidentally scroll past your desired setting? You’re basically screwed. You’ll have to skim through the rest of the settings to find your way back to it.
A bit frustrating? Oh, you don’t say! I’d give this method a solid 2 out of 10. I’d use it only as a last resort. Largely because there are far superior options at your disposal.
While it’s still not quite my favorite, I simply can’t and won’t deny that the We-Connect™️ app allows for phenomenal levels of control via incremental on-screen adjustments. The app also includes near-limitless customizable patterns and hidden Easter eggs, like the Touch-Sense™ modes. Which, unfortunately, seem only to be accessible through the app.
All Revved Up
Meanwhile, in my little corner of the world, cell phones and lube still do not mix. House rules. Don’t ask why.
This is one of the principal reasons why the squeezable remote control feature wound up being my favorite. When gipping the remote I’m, in effect, revving the Chorus’s dual motors. I find it oddly exhilarating. It feels comparable to gunning the engine of a fancy sports car. And just like a car’s gas pedal, the interactive remote helps the Chorus to feel more like an extension of my body. Versus an awkward, unwieldy external device fastened to my crotch.
The bottom line, it’s just a much more intuitive method of controlling a wearable vibrator. It allows the toy to be relegated into the background. Rather than always being front and center, and taking center stage. While I’m using the squeezable remote I can let loose and get lost in the moment,
It a more intuitive method for controlling a vibrator. It commands less attention and minimal brainpower. Which means I can focus on being totally present in the moment.
Nothing snuffs out an impending orgasm quicker than fumbling around in the dark and mistakenly hitting the wrong button just seconds before climaxing. It’s a guaranteed mood killer.
Surely you’ve been there a time or two? You’re on the verge of orgasming when you’re suddenly struck with an itchy trigger finger and the craving for even more power. So you hastily press the toy’s clunky control button, anticipating a surge in power, but something goes horribly awry. Somehow, you’ve landed on some godforsaken, pulsating pattern no human being has ever used before. You realize your mistake, but it’s much too late.
“Noooo!” you roar, but the damage is done. Just kiss that sweet orgasm goodbye, it’s a goner. RIP, my friend.
The squeezable remote takes the guesswork out of the equation. This feature, alone, makes me appreciate the We-Vibe Chorus, like none of its predecessors before.
But, just so we’re clear if, for some reason, you find you’re just not as impressed by the squeezable remote feature as I am, I want you to know, you can easily toggle back and forth between the modes by pressing the function key on the remote. Feel free to do this until you decipher which style you feel most comfortable using. You’ll likely need to do a deep dive into the instruction manual to get a good handle on what each button does. I know I certainly did.
Onward and Upward
Overall, I think the Chorus simply builds on the Sync’s already rock-solid performance. It, too, possesses superbly rumbly vibrations and delivers a comfortable fit. But, where it finally surpasses the Sync is by integrating even more innovative applications of modern tech.
One thing for sure, I’m going to need more toys that feel like they’re an extension of my body. I’m looking forward to the future of pleasure products and what it will bring. The sky is the limit!
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