The Le Wand – Feel My Power special edition is the wand I’ve dreamt of, the wand I’ve anxiously sought after. The wand I’ve searched for, but could NEVER quite find; a rechargeable wand that amasses rumbly vibrations, an extensive range of speeds, and a silicone head — all, wrapped up in a gorgeous package.
It’s been hotly contested whether the brand’s founder, Alicia Sinclair, was successful at her earliest attempts at overhauling the industry-standard in wand design-aesthetics. You know the one, the sterile, almost clinical look we’ve all come to expect in wands, long-established by the Magic Wand, of Hitachi fame. (I think we can forgive them this unintentional evil. After all, they’ve done to advance contemporary methods for self-pleasure over the past fifty years, or so.)
We can, also, finally put this little debate to rest. I like to think “I call ’em as I see’em”. And I’d call this version, mission accomplished! Well played, Le Wand! The FMP Wand easily outshines any of the wands I have in my possession.
I’ve become positively infatuated by its iconic beauty and its strength. It’s the quintessential iron-fist in a velvet glove, a chic repackaging of the original Le Wand — same motor, different wrapper.
A Commissioned Work of Art
This vibrator is a collaborative project, spawned from the creative minds of the Le Wand’s creator, Alicia Sinclair, and the talented artist, Ashley Lukashevsky. As a limited run, special-edition model, the Feel My Power Wand is a legitimate piece of art — one with real-world sex heroes as its subject matter.
It’s a rare occasion to find myself this excited by a wand. But, the Le Wand is no mere mortal wand. It’s a superhero version of a wand.
To put it mildly, the Le Wand Rechargeable is the sort of vibrator you’ll want to keep selfishly stashed under your side of the bed. Tucked away, close at hand, for easy access in case of an emergency. And, yes, I do!
Sound Familiar?
The motor proves more than ample for those times when I’m too lazy, too exhausted, or just too stoned to ambulate. Much less willing to navigate the painstaking inconvenience of removing my sleeping pants for a brisk wank. In fact, a handful of the settings are so strong, some folks might consider them overkill.
This wand was practically made for the times when I find myself desperately horny and exceedingly shiftless. More specifically, on nights when I’ve made my final trek to the frig for snacks, and I find that I’m so incredibly comfy that I’d have a hard time stirring, even if I discovered my house engulfed in flames.
Or, those times, when I’m snuggled neck-deep under a pile of blankets after wrapping up another Netflix marathon, and I legit, just don’t wanna move. Nope, not even to hastily peel off my pajama pants to knock back a quick orgasm or three before dozing off for the night.
Blissed out nights like this customarily end with the Le Wand slipping languidly from my drowsy grip, smacking loudly against the floor. Simultaneously, jarring me from my pleasure trance and scaring the living bejeezus out of me, all at once. Until, I am finally successful at wiping the stringy mess of semi-dried drool from my face and become fully cognizant of where, and what the hell just happened. Then, and only then, am I finally able to drift back off. Sleeping through the night like a baby.
Although I’m not proud of it, this scenario plays out more than I’d like to admit.
Attachments
And I haven’t even got to the best part, the attachments. Le Wand has, so far, unveiled four custom silicone attachments
And this is where I’ll lodge my one and only complaint. The attachments can sometimes get wedged together and become challenging to remove. Their silicone against silicone construction creates a great deal of friction, which can be both beneficial and detrimental.
It can be helpful to prevent the attachments from slip-sliding around during use, but it also becomes a huge pain in the ass because it requires real effort to remove a couple of the attachments. I’ve had to frantically pull, pry, and prod to remove them. All while being terrified I might damage my precious wand in the process.
Shiatsu Attachment
The Shiatsu attachment is my least favored — for masturbatory purposes, at least. Which, makes perfect sense. This attachment was explicitly designed for deep tissue massage. The five raised nubs, in concert with the Le Wand’s powerful vibrations, feel divine pressed against my tired and achy muscles. But they fail to align with my genitals in any redeeming way for me to consider them overtly gratifying.
Loop Attachment
I’ll admit, before testing, I was most skeptical about the Loop attachment. Without ever trying a stoker-type wand attachment before, I’d ventured to guess my partner, and I would find using a wand in this capacity both awkward and hella clumsy. Turns out, not to be the case.
After introducing my partner to the Fun Factory Manta, he seems to have taken a real shine to having vibrations applied to his penis. He’d, otherwise, always pooh-poohed my efforts, rebuffing our previous explorations with the Hot Octopuss II and III.
Although he tries but fails, to fully articulate this, (he’s a man of few words) I truly believe the primary hurdle to his eventual change of heart was the absence of rumbly vibrations. The Hot Octopuss stroker was simply not strong enough. That’s definitely not a problem for the Le Wand FMP wand.
Don’t tell him this, but I thoroughly savor fiendishly wielding the power of the Le Wand over him, watching him scoot and squirm as I tease and slide the Loop up and down his erect shaft. Oh, and by the way, this attachment is a perfect companion to blow jobs. It relieves me of most of my performance anxiety and fills in nicely when I need to come up for a breath of fresh air.
I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of our nights of shared pleasure, in the form of mutual masturbation. This typically involves my being a not-so-innocent bystander and watching him quite skillfully operate the Loop of his own volition.
Ripple and Curve Attachments
The final two attachments, the Ripple and the Curve are similar enough in design that it’s hard for me to crown a clear-cut victor. Both, feel utterly sublime when applied either externally or internally.
It’s going to depend solely on your own personal preferences for texture and girth, versus, your need for a swooping G-spot/P-spot enchanting curve, on what your ultimate choice should be.
I find when either of them is inserted, the Le Wand’s deep, thrumming vibrations quickly begin to work their magic and cause the weighted shafts of both attachments to resonate and pound deliciously against the deeper buried structures of my clitoris. Before I know it, I am having satisfying muscle clenching multiple orgasms.
What I’m trying to say is, I can totally orgasm without having once touched the external portion of my clit. This is a monumental first for me! I guess I’m sort of proud of this…accomplishment? I suppose you could call it that. It’s almost like I unlocked a new hidden level to masturbation or something. *shrugs*
All I know for certain is I can’t get enough of wielding my newfound power “The Power of the Mighty Le Wand“. How fitting, the name of this special edition is “Feel My Power”.
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