I begrudgingly admit to being the odd man out where the Njoy Pure Wand is concerned. Try as I might; I can never seem to find a way to make this legendary wand work for me. Truth is, I possess a bit of a phobia surrounding the hugely popular stainless-steel wand.
My fear surrounds one of the Pure Wand’s rigid metal ends, somehow managing to get hung up on,
I’ve got to hand it to Le Wand. It takes some nerve to go up against the iconoclast that is the Vibratex Magic Wand. The vibrator that started life as a lowly household appliance and met its fate playing a pivotal role in the sexual revolution of the late 1960s—single-handedly changing how every generation since then gets their rocks off. This singular achievement has earned this ferocious wand its place as a revered feminist icon,
Go ahead try this fun little experiment out for yourself. Start off by handing the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman XXL to a friend with no explanation. Encourage them to turn it on and look it over to their satisfaction. So they get a real feel of what they’re seeing.
Now, politely ask them what they think it costs. Chances are they will overshoot the price by at least double, minimum.
That’s your cue to be all cute and announce the actual price.
All systems are a go! I repeat this is not a drill!
“Hold up! Wait a minute. Pump the brakes. Let’s not get our hopes up just yet.” This was me reining myself in, tempering my excitement upon learning the news of the Wand by We-Vibe’s impending release.
After years of anticipation, this long-fabled union was finally becoming a reality. Would it live up to the high expectations we’ve collectively built for it in our minds?
How does that old saying go? “Love conquers all”. Romantic, isn’t it? Yeah, well, call me a cynic because I have my doubts about the veracity of this claim where romantic love is concerned.
Self-love, on the other hand, pardon the pun, has never let me down. Remember, above all else to love yourself!
Celebrate the bounty that is self-pleasure, one of the major perks of being human.
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