There comes a time when you have to throw in the towel and admit defeat. And I’d say that time has already come and past where it pertains to me and the hunt for my “Goldilocks” of dual stimulation vibrators. If you remember, I started this charge with a gung-ho, raring to go attitude. Feeling (perhaps, looking back now,) overly confident that, although the road might be rocky, the goal would eventually be met.
I’m always down to try the newest ones. YouTube Beauty Gurus are forever on the hunt for the next big one. And the online makeup world is replete with endless “Top Ten Lists” of them. What am I referring to, you ask? Dupes, of course! For those unfamiliar with this newly coined terminology, “dupe” is simply short for duplicate. It is a slang term for a cheaper version of an expensive higher-end product.
Hmm… perhaps, I don’t know… just maybe… Cal Exotics might have screwed up royally when they chose to name their hot pink, vaguely tongue-shaped vibrator, the Flicker. The combination of all three, the name, the shape, and the color have the potential to elicit some disturbing mental imagery. Or more explicitly, nightmarish fantasies of a creepy, disembodied tongue lapping ferociously at one’s genitals.
Like something straight out of a B-rated horror movie;
After witnessing first-hand, the debacle that is the Jive. Then going on to read bad reviews all-around of both, the Wish and the Gala. I was beginning to despair that one of my favorite sex toy brands may have already reached its pinnacle. With only one way left to go, and we all know that is down, in a rapidly descending death spiral.
Whilst all I could do is wring my hands and watch helplessly from the sidelines.
For those of you who secretly doubt that you could ever find harmony with the Volta’s bizarre-looking design, I appreciate and identify with your ambivalence. I don’t think anyone would dare try to argue that the Fun Factory Volta isn’t an awkward-looking little fella? What, with its upturned beak, (or is that a bill?) molded in such a way, that it will remain forever frozen slightly agape.
However, I honestly think if you give it a try,
Full disclosure, I’ve not yet had the chance to try the Mini Swan Wand’s larger sized counterpart, the Swan Wand. So, this review will, quite obviously, not contain any direct comparisons between the two.
The mini version simply seemed better suited to serve my purposes. As someone who routinely prefers smaller vibrators over midsized wands, like the Lelo Mona, and of course, the OG Swan Wand.
What can I say, it’s a rare occurrence that I dislike a toy this much. After using the Trigger only a handful of times, I’ve already begun fantasizing about destroying it, à la 100 Ways to Die, sex toy edition.
Not that I’m entirely surprised by this turn of events. No, what astonished me, was when I tried the Adrien Lastic Trigger out the first couple of times,
When Lelo’s newest toy, the Sona Cruise, hit Instagram, with Amber Rose proudly endorsing it, I’ll freely admit that it caught my attention. It was one of those times where my curiosity got the better of me. Of course, you know what they say about curiosity and the cat.
Still, I was more than just a little bit intrigued, I kept thinking to myself, “Hmmm…a Lelo version of the air-pulse technology.
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