This toy makes me smile. And why shouldn’t it? What with its cheerful shade of shamrock green and plucky caterpillar-inspired shape, replete with a tiny-little face beaming back at me. It’s a true classic amongst the sex toy horde. I’d even venture to say that the Patchy Paul encapsulates Fun Factory as a brand. In […]
Review | Dame Vibtator Trio: Zee, Pom & Kip
Aside from valiantly suing the New York MTA for their blatant sexism, Dame is probably best known for its massively successful crowdsourcing campaign that bankrolled the creation of its visionary wearable vibe, Eva. Which, in its final incarnation fell devastatingly short of expectations. Amid a din of online complaints, sex toy reviewers derided the Eva for […]
Review ⏤ Nu Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8
I liken the Nu Sensuelle Trinitii to a three-ring circus for your clit. Like a sword juggling clown, riding a unicycle across a tight rope, the Trinitii grants me a uniquely entertaining approach to jacking off. The Trinitii is an excellent example of a relatively new species of sex toy that only very recently hit the market—a […]
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Review: Wand by We-Vibe
All systems are a go! I repeat this is not a drill! “Hold up! Wait a minute. Pump the brakes. Let’s not get our hopes up just yet.” This was me reining myself in, tempering my excitement upon learning the news of the Wand by We-Vibe’s impending release. After years of anticipation, this long-fabled union […]
Review: PalmPower Extreme
I’ve inwardly dubbed 2019 the year of the wand. It’s hard to deny there’s been a recent resurgence and rise in popularity of these dynamos. The PalmPower Extreme carries on with the genre’s tradition of clit thrumming power, simply repackaged with a modernized twist. The PalmPower Extreme signifies a definitive new take on, what some […]
Review | Vixen Creations Leo Galaxy
The Vixen Creations Leo Galaxy presents quite the dichotomy. It takes a classic, (almost pedestrian dildo) and pairs it up with what is, quite literally, an out-of-this-world design aesthetic. But, if you ask me, sometimes simple is underrated. There’s nothing wrong with devouring a massive bowl of plain-old vanilla ice cream every once in a […]
Review | Mimic Plus By Clandestine Devices
I guess you could say I’ve been infatuated with the Mimic Plus since the first generation’s release a couple of years back. As you know, the first-generation Mimic has broken more than its fair share of hearts during the span of those two short years. The first-gen Mimic’s sophisticated design enticed a lot of wide-eyed, […]
Review: Surf City Centerfold by Cal Exotics
Show me an unusual or oddball sex toy feature, and chances are I’ll have a hard time passing it up. And so it goes with the Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold, with its peculiar-looking pulsating plate. A curious feature characterized on the packaging as being capable of generating “thumping pulsations.” I’ll admit that the Centerfold’s […]
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