This toy makes me smile. And why shouldn’t it? What with its cheerful shade of shamrock green and plucky caterpillar-inspired shape, replete with a tiny-little face beaming back at me. It’s a true classic amongst the sex toy horde. I’d even venture to say that the Patchy Paul encapsulates Fun Factory as a brand. In […]
Review | Dame Vibtator Trio: Zee, Pom & Kip
Aside from valiantly suing the New York MTA for their blatant sexism, Dame is probably best known for its massively successful crowdsourcing campaign that bankrolled the creation of its visionary wearable vibe, Eva. Which, in its final incarnation fell devastatingly short of expectations. Amid a din of online complaints, sex toy reviewers derided the Eva for […]
Review: Wand by We-Vibe
All systems are a go! I repeat this is not a drill! “Hold up! Wait a minute. Pump the brakes. Let’s not get our hopes up just yet.” This was me reining myself in, tempering my excitement upon learning the news of the Wand by We-Vibe’s impending release. After years of anticipation, this long-fabled union […]
Review | Mimic Plus By Clandestine Devices
I guess you could say I’ve been infatuated with the Mimic Plus since the first generation’s release a couple of years back. As you know, the first-generation Mimic has broken more than its fair share of hearts during the span of those two short years. The first-gen Mimic’s sophisticated design enticed a lot of wide-eyed, […]
Review | Magic Wand Plus
That’s right! The icon, the legend, the Vibratex Magic Wand, a sex toy that’s survived a rebranding, endured through nine presidencies, outlasted disco, 80’s hair bands, and dial-up internet, all, just got a glow up. Best described as the hybrid offspring of the original Magic Wand and the ever popular Magic Wand Rechargeable; the Magic […]
Review: Jopen Pavé Collection
If a brand is bold enough to name a line of sex toys after some of the most glamorous starlets of Old Hollywood fame, and along with them, one of the most admired and iconic women of the royal family, they’d best not disappoint. And I for one, believe Jopen pulled it off with their […]
Review: SXOhh – 60SX Bullet Vibrator
**Editors note: Unfortunately this vibrator has been discontinued. Nu Sensuelle, the parent company of the now-defunct SXOhh brand, has a suitable stand-in, the Nu Sensuelle Bobbii, which will be linked throughout the review in place of the 60SX. Not going to lie, and I’m not going to sugarcoat it. I’m none too fond of the […]
Review: We-Vibe Rave
Is it just me or does the We-Vibe Rave’s 7-inch, silicone-covered length, compounded by its somewhat angular-shape and corresponding sharp-edged seams look…what’s the word I’m searching for, here? Hmm…I don’t know… unnerving, or perhaps, slightly intimidating. Let’s quickly flashback to the moments leading up to me trying the Rave for the first time. I distinctly […]
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