This toy makes me smile. And why shouldn’t it? What with its cheerful shade of shamrock green and plucky caterpillar-inspired shape, replete with a tiny-little face beaming back at me. It’s a true classic amongst the sex toy horde. I’d even venture to say that the Patchy Paul encapsulates Fun Factory as a brand. In […]
Review: Jopen Pavé Collection
If a brand is bold enough to name a line of sex toys after some of the most glamorous starlets of Old Hollywood fame, and along with them, one of the most admired and iconic women of the royal family, they’d best not disappoint. And I for one, believe Jopen pulled it off with their […]
Review: ZALO Momoko G-Spot Vibrator
If this were a beauty contest, no doubt about it, the ZALO Momoko would easily be crowned the winner. What, with its French embossing, its luxurious gold plating, and its precious unicorn-inscribed dangle, the Momoko is unquestionably a beautiful sex toy. I don’t think anyone will argue that ZALO’s sex toys are anything less than […]
Review: The Womanizer Premium Vs The Womanizer Classic
It’s hard to believe that it’s been only three short years since Womanizer took the sex blogging world by storm, unleashing their revolutionary brand of Pleasure Air™Technology on the world. And in doing so, they singlehandedly cemented their position as a “household name” in the sex toy industry, and invented a brand new genre of sex […]
Review: FemmeFunn Bougie Bullet Vibrator
Do you ever get the urge to simply spoil yourself? Well, when or if the mood should strike, incredibly, you now have the option to treat yourself to a die-cast aluminum bullet vibrator. FemmeFunn’s Bougie Bullet is what I believe sophistication personified in the construction of a posh, bullet vibe (that comes with its very […]
Review: Crystal Delights – Star Delight Dildo
Trust me when I tell you that you never want to go shopping with me at a thrift store. You’d doubtlessly grow impatient. While I’d still be pacing up and down the aisles of musty second-hand junk, gleefully grabbing handfuls of “treasure.” You’re better off to go ahead and wait in the car. Save yourself […]
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