Trust me when I tell you that you never want to go shopping with me at a thrift store. You’d doubtlessly grow impatient. While I’d still be pacing up and down the aisles of musty second-hand junk, gleefully grabbing handfuls of “treasure.”

You’re better off to go ahead and wait in the car. Save yourself the trouble and embarrassment of walking up to the checkout counter with me. That way you won’t have to be seen standing next to me. My arms overflowing with other people’s cast-off cubic zirconia tiaras, sequined leotards, and mirrored disco balls.

Oh, and of course, I almost forgot, those seemingly ever-present, thrift store finds of mine. The fistfuls of grimy, old McDonald’s Happy Meal toys.

Another disturbing weakness of mine. I can’t help it, it’s the nostalgia, it gets me every time. What can I say? I’m hopeless *shrugs*

I suppose you could call me the human equivalent of a Magpie. I won’t deny my shameful tendencies to collect and scavenge for small (mostly) valueless trinkets. I’m easily distracted by and simultaneously attracted to anything miniature in size. Along with anything that’s coated in a layer of sequins or glitter. Which basically means, anything that remotely twinkles or shimmers catches my attention.

I think you see where I’m headed with this and why my fascination with bling is relevant here.

I wanted to impress upon you how much I live for sparkles, glitz, and shine. It’s predominantly why I’m drawn to the Star Delight in the first place.

Naturally, I’ve had my heart set on a Crystal Delights piece of my very own for a while now. Well, I guess, ever since I started reading Epiphora’s blog. Yes, she is the one that introduced me to the wonders of candy-colored crystals encased within the handles of heavily textured glass dildos.

I need to remember to thank her for that someday.

Crystal Delights are famed for their breathtaking, hand-made, Swarovski crystal-embedded, glass toys, and Crystal Minx tail plugs. It’s widely understood that they produce high-quality glass toys. Toys of a higher caliber than those that are mass-produced by the larger name-brands.

Granted, those glass toys might be a lot easier on the old wallet, but with Crystal Delights, you get an added peace of mind that your toy is 100% safe, and won’t contain any hazardous compounds. Or bear any toxic paints. Paint that could potentially flake off and become displaced god only knows where inside your body. That’s some scary shit, right there, people. Something I think we’d all rather like to steer clear of.

The extra cost of a Crystal Delights toy is well worth these assurances alone, not to mention their tremendous levels of beauty.

I still can’t get over the chunky indigo crystal that is inlaid in my Star Delight dildo. It’s a luxe shade of deep, deep royal blue. When light streams through and bounces off the multi-cut facets, the crystal radiates. Creating the illusion of being on fire from within. The refracting rays of light produce a cascade of twinkling sparkles that dance across the elaborate maze of angular cuts. It’s truly mesmerizing.

If you ask me, this dildo is the literal definition of eye candy. It gives you a genuine sense of pride in ownership.

The Star Delight is not only a pleasure to look at, but it’s euphoric to use. The toy’s main attraction is its pattern of the raised bumps that create an overall studded effect. Staggered rows of elevated glass nodules create a symmetrical design all along the shaft, and finally, the dildo culminates in a teardrop-shape flared tip.

Those of you who crave a stouter girth might be mentally sizing-up the Star Delight dildo and feeling apprehensive of its rather meager-looking diameter. A diameter of a paltry sounding 1.4-inches. Which by the way, is confined only to the widest part of the tapered head. The shaft itself is an even scantier 1.2-inches, at its widest, across the bumps, but you shouldn’t worry too much about these numbers. Looks are a bit deceiving with the Star Delight.

Trust me, what this dildo lacks in girth, it most assuredly makes up for in texture.

I started off harboring similar misgivings, but I quickly recognized that the generous amounts of texture, coupled with the unyielding hardness of the glass, supplied a more than ample amount of coarseness and friction. While simultaneously providing a shocking sense of fullness.

Initially, I had worried the Star Delights abundance of texture might be interpreted by my body as overstimulation, but it turns out not to be the case.

The raised bumps and the rigidity of the glass are devastatingly pleasurable as they are forcefully thrust, back and forth, in abrupt, shortened strokes. And always, after I’ve had my fill of these dynamic, fast-paced thrusts, I follow up with a period of long, leisurely, deliberate ones. The sort where the dildo is completely withdrawn and it reenters the body with each stroke.

I continue to delight in the chilly coolness of the dildo’s surface and the way it effortlessly slides in during those first few delicious strokes. Before a combination of friction and body heat raises its temperature to match my own internal temp. It’s exhilarating, and I look forward to it every time I use the Star Delight.

The sleek glass surface feels so smooth and it moves so easily. Especially in comparison to the drag you get with most silicone toys.

Again, rapid bursts of shallow thrusts are my favored way to experience the sensation of the glass studs. But I typically substitute these with the long drawn out ones, I mentioned. I usually make the switch when I sense myself nearing climax. With these prolonged thrusts, I get to indulge in the phenomenon that is the “popping sensation” of the bulb breaching the lips of my vulva and moving against my G-Spot, and slipping under my pubic bone with each full pass.

I’m not entirely sure that I can, but I imagine I can distinguish between every one of those little-raised dots bumping up against my G-spot. They are spaced in a way that miraculously maintains constant contact with my G-spot.

Orgasms with the Star Delight are supreme. The hardness of the glass bumps feels exquisite as I clench my pubic muscles around them, at the moments nearing climax. It’s all so satisfying and electrifying.

The Star Delight is a toy that every texture junkie needs to try at least once. The mashup of extreme texture and the unforgiving nature of the glass, work together to intensify the toy’s characteristics in a way that a softer-shored silicone dildo would never be able to do mimic.

The Star Delight melds beauty with pleasure. It’s a legitimate treasure among all the trinkets I collect. It brings me real joy and happiness, in more ways than one. I can’t recommend it enough.

There is also a smooth shafted option available to those who want to experience the luxury of Crystal Delights, without the adventurousness of the extreme amounts of texture found in the Star Delight.

Get your Star Delight glass dildo at SheVibe