This toy makes me smile. And why shouldn’t it? What with its cheerful shade of shamrock green and plucky caterpillar-inspired shape, replete with a tiny-little face beaming back at me. It’s a true classic amongst the sex toy horde. I’d even venture to say that the Patchy Paul encapsulates Fun Factory as a brand. In […]
Review | Vixen Creations Leo Galaxy
The Vixen Creations Leo Galaxy presents quite the dichotomy. It takes a classic, (almost pedestrian dildo) and pairs it up with what is, quite literally, an out-of-this-world design aesthetic. But, if you ask me, sometimes simple is underrated. There’s nothing wrong with devouring a massive bowl of plain-old vanilla ice cream every once in a […]
Review: Surf City Centerfold by Cal Exotics
Show me an unusual or oddball sex toy feature, and chances are I’ll have a hard time passing it up. And so it goes with the Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold, with its peculiar-looking pulsating plate. A curious feature characterized on the packaging as being capable of generating “thumping pulsations.” I’ll admit that the Centerfold’s […]
Review: Le Wand – Feel My Power Special Edition
The Le Wand – Feel My Power special edition is the wand I’ve dreamt of, the wand I’ve anxiously sought after. The wand I’ve searched for, but could NEVER quite find; a rechargeable wand that amasses rumbly vibrations, an extensive range of speeds, and a silicone head — all, wrapped up in a gorgeous package. […]
Review ⎯ Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7″ Dual Density Dildo
Frankly, I am amazed by Blush Novelties uncanny knack for remaining at the forefront of supplying sex toy enthusiasts with the body-safe toys we clamor to have. Toys that we’re legitimately proud to own. Yet, what I find even more astonishing, is what I consider to be Blush’s, almost supernatural ability, to manufacture these trendy […]
Review: Jopen Pavé Collection
If a brand is bold enough to name a line of sex toys after some of the most glamorous starlets of Old Hollywood fame, and along with them, one of the most admired and iconic women of the royal family, they’d best not disappoint. And I for one, believe Jopen pulled it off with their […]
Review: ZALO Momoko G-Spot Vibrator
If this were a beauty contest, no doubt about it, the ZALO Momoko would easily be crowned the winner. What, with its French embossing, its luxurious gold plating, and its precious unicorn-inscribed dangle, the Momoko is unquestionably a beautiful sex toy. I don’t think anyone will argue that ZALO’s sex toys are anything less than […]
Review: We-Vibe Rave
Is it just me or does the We-Vibe Rave’s 7-inch, silicone-covered length, compounded by its somewhat angular-shape and corresponding sharp-edged seams look…what’s the word I’m searching for, here? Hmm…I don’t know… unnerving, or perhaps, slightly intimidating. Let’s quickly flashback to the moments leading up to me trying the Rave for the first time. I distinctly […]
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