Bring on the girth, baby! Before we begin, let me make something abundantly clear. The Tantus Hero is the antithesis of refinement and understated sophistication. In fact, it is the polar opposite. This toy is a brazen and brash “let’s cut right to the chase” silicone dick. (With a bonus grip, disguised as a pair of low hanging testicles. Well, at least that is what I use them for, anyway. *shrugs*)
The Hero wields its super-power flawlessly.
After witnessing first-hand, the debacle that is the Jive. Then going on to read bad reviews all-around of both, the Wish and the Gala. I was beginning to despair that one of my favorite sex toy brands may have already reached its pinnacle. With only one way left to go, and we all know that is down, in a rapidly descending death spiral.
Whilst all I could do is wring my hands and watch helplessly from the sidelines.
For those of you who secretly doubt that you could ever find harmony with the Volta’s bizarre-looking design, I appreciate and identify with your ambivalence. I don’t think anyone would dare try to argue that the Fun Factory Volta isn’t an awkward-looking little fella? What, with its upturned beak, (or is that a bill?) molded in such a way, that it will remain forever frozen slightly agape.
However, I honestly think if you give it a try,
Up until the release of Blush Novelties new Avant series, I would not have dreamt of purchasing a vivid, multi-colored dildo with razor-sharp stripes for under $60. These are what I’ve always thought of as top-shelf toys, and the Mom & Pop Artisan companies who are willing to sacrifice the blood, sweat, and tears that goes into making such gorgeously complex toys are in short supply.
From what I understand,
Over the past few years, there’s been a handful of retired sex toys that I’ve consistently found myself revisiting. Time and time again, I would return to read the smattering of reviews I’d found written about them. These ritualized readings were the only avenue left for me to experience these legendary toys, by living vicariously through each writer’s individual account. I particularly enjoyed looking at images and savoring in-depth descriptions of how brilliant these,
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Once bitten, twice shy. That’s exactly how I felt about the Fun Factory pulsating toy line. Happy as I was upon getting word of a brand new Stronic toy making the rounds, I couldn’t help but have slight misgivings. Like the proverbial wet blanket, this bit of uncertainty put a huge damper on what should have a celebratory moment. And let’s face it, a fresh, new Fun Factory design,
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