I begrudgingly admit to being the odd man out where the Njoy Pure Wand is concerned. Try as I might; I can never seem to find a way to make this legendary wand work for me. Truth is, I possess a bit of a phobia surrounding the hugely popular stainless-steel wand.
My fear surrounds one of the Pure Wand’s rigid metal ends, somehow managing to get hung up on,
I’ve got to hand it to Le Wand. It takes some nerve to go up against the iconoclast that is the Vibratex Magic Wand. The vibrator that started life as a lowly household appliance and met its fate playing a pivotal role in the sexual revolution of the late 1960s—single-handedly changing how every generation since then gets their rocks off. This singular achievement has earned this ferocious wand its place as a revered feminist icon,
Sex toys have a murky history. One of the rare times I’ve heard them mentioned in a historical context is in the fascinating tale of Cleopatra smartly employing a swarm of bees imprisoned within a hollow gourd to fulfill her lustful urges. While of course, this entertaining, little anecdote has proven to be only a myth, I still find it rather amusing to picture the legendary Queen of the Nile, herself, creating the world’s first DIY vibrator.
Go ahead try this fun little experiment out for yourself. Start off by handing the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman XXL to a friend with no explanation. Encourage them to turn it on and look it over to their satisfaction. So they get a real feel of what they’re seeing.
Now, politely ask them what they think it costs. Chances are they will overshoot the price by at least double, minimum.
That’s your cue to be all cute and announce the actual price.
This toy makes me smile. And why shouldn’t it? What with its cheerful shade of shamrock green and plucky caterpillar-inspired shape, replete with a tiny-little face beaming back at me.
It’s a true classic amongst the sex toy horde. I’d even venture to say that the Patchy Paul encapsulates Fun Factory as a brand. In other words, it’s a bright, cheery, unapologetically eccentric mascot of sorts. Not to mention,
Aside from valiantly suing the New York MTA for their blatant sexism, Dame is probably best known for its massively successful crowdsourcing campaign that bankrolled the creation of its visionary wearable vibe, Eva. Which, in its final incarnation fell devastatingly short of expectations.
Amid a din of online complaints, sex toy reviewers derided the Eva for its languid performance and mechanical inadequacies. Turns out,
I liken the Nu Sensuelle Trinitii to a three-ring circus for your clit. Like a sword juggling clown, riding a unicycle across a tight rope, the Trinitii grants me a uniquely entertaining approach to jacking off. The Trinitii is an excellent example of a relatively new species of sex toy that only very recently hit the market—a genre of toys comprised of multiple modes of self-gratification all crammed into a single gadget.
All systems are a go! I repeat this is not a drill!
“Hold up! Wait a minute. Pump the brakes. Let’s not get our hopes up just yet.” This was me reining myself in, tempering my excitement upon learning the news of the Wand by We-Vibe’s impending release.
After years of anticipation, this long-fabled union was finally becoming a reality. Would it live up to the high expectations we’ve collectively built for it in our minds?
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