I’ve got to hand it to Le Wand. It takes some nerve to go up against the iconoclast that is the Vibratex Magic Wand. The vibrator that started life as a lowly household appliance and met its fate playing a pivotal role in the sexual revolution of the late 1960s—single-handedly changing how every generation since then […]
Review: We-Vibe Chorus
Sex toys have a murky history. One of the rare times I’ve heard them mentioned in a historical context is in the fascinating tale of Cleopatra smartly employing a swarm of bees imprisoned within a hollow gourd to fulfill her lustful urges. While of course, this entertaining, little anecdote has proven to be only a […]
Review: Satisfyer Wand-er Woman XXL Vibrator
Go ahead try this fun little experiment out for yourself. Start off by handing the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman XXL to a friend with no explanation. Encourage them to turn it on and look it over to their satisfaction. So they get a real feel of what they’re seeing. Now, politely ask them what they think […]
FUN FACTORY PATCHY PAUL REVIEW
This toy makes me smile. And why shouldn’t it? What with its cheerful shade of shamrock green and plucky caterpillar-inspired shape, replete with a tiny-little face beaming back at me. It’s a true classic amongst the sex toy horde. I’d even venture to say that the Patchy Paul encapsulates Fun Factory as a brand. In […]
Review | Dame Vibtator Trio: Zee, Pom & Kip
Aside from valiantly suing the New York MTA for their blatant sexism, Dame is probably best known for its massively successful crowdsourcing campaign that bankrolled the creation of its visionary wearable vibe, Eva. Which, in its final incarnation fell devastatingly short of expectations. Amid a din of online complaints, sex toy reviewers derided the Eva for […]
Review ⏤ Nu Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8
I liken the Nu Sensuelle Trinitii to a three-ring circus for your clit. Like a sword juggling clown, riding a unicycle across a tight rope, the Trinitii grants me a uniquely entertaining approach to jacking off. The Trinitii is an excellent example of a relatively new species of sex toy that only very recently hit the market—a […]
Review: Wand by We-Vibe
All systems are a go! I repeat this is not a drill! “Hold up! Wait a minute. Pump the brakes. Let’s not get our hopes up just yet.” This was me reining myself in, tempering my excitement upon learning the news of the Wand by We-Vibe’s impending release. After years of anticipation, this long-fabled union […]
Valentine’s Day Giveaway – Win a Jopen Amour Wand
How does that old saying go? “Love conquers all”. Romantic, isn’t it? Yeah, well, call me a cynic because I have my doubts about the veracity of this claim where romantic love is concerned. Self-love, on the other hand, pardon the pun, has never let me down. Remember, above all else to love yourself! Celebrate […]
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