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Que the angelic choir music. Behold, dear readers, I have found a toy that sufficiently replicates the sensation of receiving oral. For me, at least, (with only a few minor caveats.)

I present to you, the Adrien Lastic Caress. Oh, and if you are wondering what that noise is, that my friends, is the sound of a harp accompanied by beautiful, angelic voices singing harmoniously, in perfect unison, “Ahhhhhhh!”Adrien Lastic Caress

For the skeptics,

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In the days before my discovery of sex toy reviewers and sex blogs, if someone were to ask me, “What is your ideal sex toy?”

I would have little doubt, unabashedly replied, “A hands-free one!” Just like that, with little to no consideration. (My second choice, most likely, a rabbit, ha!)

 Ignorance ≠ Bliss

Similar to the child who wants a puppy for Christmas having no concept of the amount of work that goes into caring for a pet,

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