**Editors note: Unfortunately this vibrator has been discontinued. Nu Sensuelle, the parent company of the now-defunct SXOhh brand, has a suitable stand-in, the Nu Sensuelle Bobbii, which will be linked throughout the review in place of the 60SX.
Not going to lie, and I’m not going to sugarcoat it. I’m none too fond of the direction SXOhh has opted to take in the marketing of their new vibrator,
I haven’t run across a bullet vibrator yet, that I wasn’t, at least, somewhat curious about trying. Besides, of course, that generic species of lame-old watch-battery bullets. (FYI: If you’ve tried one of those, you’ve tried them all. And if you haven’t tried one yet, trust me, you’re not missing out on anything.) I’m not entirely sure, where along the lines, this became a mission. But I do know, that it sparked from a deep-seated urge to weigh every bullet vibrator I can lay hands on against the,
There comes a time when you have to throw in the towel and admit defeat. And I’d say that time has already come and past where it pertains to me and the hunt for my “Goldilocks” of dual stimulation vibrators. If you remember, I started this charge with a gung-ho, raring to go attitude. Feeling (perhaps, looking back now,) overly confident that, although the road might be rocky, the goal would eventually be met.
Once in a while, a toy comes along that shakes things up and turns everything you thought you knew about sex toys upside down. A toy that is so supremely simple and staggeringly ingenious in its design, that you think to yourself, “Why didn’t I think of that?!” The WaterSlyde is exactly one of those.
So, what if I told you that you could own a phenomenal sex toy that requires no batteries,
Once bitten, twice shy. That’s exactly how I felt about the Fun Factory pulsating toy line. Happy as I was upon getting word of a brand new Stronic toy making the rounds, I couldn’t help but have slight misgivings. Like the proverbial wet blanket, this bit of uncertainty put a huge damper on what should have a celebratory moment. And let’s face it, a fresh, new Fun Factory design,
We-Vibe, how could you? How could you do this? After we had such a good thing going, and for so long. You know that I practically live for your Touch. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore! I feel cheated by the Jive.
Why couldn’t your Jive be as powerful and explosive as your Tango or the legend of your Salsa?
When this self-described, bullet vibe devotee saw Je Joue had three brand new versions, ones that could potentially be added to my ever-expanding stockpile of favorites, I did a small-seated, happy-dance.
Listen, I fangirl rumbly clit vibes so hard that if “The Rumbly Bullet Vibes” were a sports team I’d be their number one fan. Seriously, I’d cheer them on at every home game.
Quick question, would it be a bad thing if I were to admit, that a large part of why I choose the Sola Cue to review, is its gorgeous shade of pale, ice blue? Sorry, but blue sex toys are a rare occurrence, and historically speaking, pretty hard to come by. Anyway, there’s has to be worse ways to go about choosing a toy to review, right?
For example, I could blindfold myself,
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