I’ve got to hand it to Le Wand. It takes some nerve to go up against the iconoclast that is the Vibratex Magic Wand. The vibrator that started life as a lowly household appliance and met its fate playing a pivotal role in the sexual revolution of the late 1960s—single-handedly changing how every generation since then gets their rocks off. This singular achievement has earned this ferocious wand its place as a revered feminist icon,
The Zumio S with its shorter stem and larger, plusher, silicone-covered tip is best described as a slightly dialed-back version of the hyper-intense, balls-to-the-wall, pinpoint stimulation of the Zumio X. Don’t get me wrong, the Zumio S is not some weak sauce, watered-down joke. Indeed, it’s far from that.
An an unexpected twist that I could never have seen coming, I’m suprised to find myself reaching more often than not for the chunkier tipped Zumio S.
That’s right! The icon, the legend, the Vibratex Magic Wand, a sex toy that’s survived a rebranding, endured through nine presidencies, outlasted disco, 80’s hair bands, and dial-up internet, all, just got a glow up. Best described as the hybrid offspring of the original Magic Wand and the ever popular Magic Wand Rechargeable; the Magic Wand Plus,
“Awww….look how cute! Do you mind if I touch it?” an entirely plausible thing to say to someone holding a darling little puppy or kitten. But, this, or something closely akin to it, is apt to be what you’ll overhear if you’re standing nearby when someone catches their first glimpse of BMS Factory’s NEW ultra-mini wand, the PalmPower Pocket edition.
It’s a rare occasion to witness a sex toy incite uncontrollable bouts of cooing baby talk.
It’s hard to believe that it’s been only three short years since Womanizer took the sex blogging world by storm, unleashing their revolutionary brand of Pleasure Air™Technology on the world. And in doing so, they singlehandedly cemented their position as a “household name” in the sex toy industry, and invented a brand new genre of sex toys. All in one fell swoop.
Sex bloggers were simultaneously amused and annoyed that this new garishly decorated toy,
I haven’t run across a bullet vibrator yet, that I wasn’t, at least, somewhat curious about trying. Besides, of course, that generic species of lame-old watch-battery bullets. (FYI: If you’ve tried one of those, you’ve tried them all. And if you haven’t tried one yet, trust me, you’re not missing out on anything.) I’m not entirely sure, where along the lines, this became a mission. But I do know, that it sparked from a deep-seated urge to weigh every bullet vibrator I can lay hands on against the,
Mama’s gettin’ the VIP treatment tonight, baby! In the form of what I’ve personally nicknamed, the Cadillac of sex toys, the Doxy Number Three. Really, there’s just something about the Number Three’s satiny brushed aluminum-titanium alloy finish that just plain screams luxury.
Now, I’ll give you this much, The Doxy Number Three may not be your tricked-out-Escalade-sporting-26-inch-chrome-rims version of a wand. No, that’d be the Doxy Die-Cast Orginal you’re looking for instead.
Jeezus! Satisfyer is cranking out new toys and (before you know it) even newer toys at such a breakneck pace that some of us are having trouble keeping up. Seriously, I barely had time to try the original Pro Penguin, before, next thing I knew, Satisfyer was releasing the Pro Penguin Next Generation!
So, I figured it’d be less confusing for everyone, if I simplified things by rolling my thoughts,
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