The Zumio S with its shorter stem and larger, plusher, silicone-covered tip is best described as a slightly dialed-back version of the hyper-intense, balls-to-the-wall, pinpoint stimulation of the Zumio X. Don’t get me wrong, the Zumio S is not some weak sauce, watered-down joke. Indeed, it’s far from that.
An an unexpected twist that I could never have seen coming, I’m suprised to find myself reaching more often than not for the chunkier tipped Zumio S.
Let’s keep this 2nd Blogiversary Celebration going for a bit longer! What do you say? I know, I’m up for it. What about you?
If you were bummed that you didn’t win the Fun Factory Stronic G, I have some news to share that just may cheer you right up. Or at least I hope it does.
Giving away just one-single toy didn’t feel like it was enough to adequately show my appreciation for all the love and support you all have given me over the last two years. So,
I won’t lie, mine and my darling Zumio X’s relationship got off to a rocky start. As epic love affairs seldom do. I take full responsibility for making the unwise choice to place the Zumio’s hard unforgiving, ultra-targeted SpiroTIP™ against what was then my overworked and tender clit.
What follows should act as a cautionary tale.
You see, the first time I tried the Zumio,
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