I haven’t run across a bullet vibrator yet, that I wasn’t, at least, somewhat curious about trying. Besides, of course, that generic species of lame-old watch-battery bullets. (FYI: If you’ve tried one of those, you’ve tried them all. And if you haven’t tried one yet, trust me, you’re not missing out on anything.) I’m not entirely sure, where along the lines, this became a mission. But I do know, that it sparked from a deep-seated urge to weigh every bullet vibrator I can lay hands on against the,
Trust me when I tell you that you never want to go shopping with me at a thrift store. You’d doubtlessly grow impatient. While I’d still be pacing up and down the aisles of musty second-hand junk, gleefully grabbing handfuls of “treasure.”
You’re better off to go ahead and wait in the car. Save yourself the trouble and embarrassment of walking up to the checkout counter with me. That way you won’t have to be seen standing next to me.
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I’ll let you in on a little secret. I’ve never tried a realistic dildo. It’s not that they freak me out or anything. It’s just that there is such a huge range of abstract shapes and sizes to choose from, that I always find myself drawn to features that can’t be found in nature. So it was not particularly surprising that I was instantly attracted to a swirly, ridged dildo like the Mini Rippler.
The Pleasure Works G-Swirl is a highly textured, battery-powered, insertable vibrator. And since I had absolutely nothing like it in my toy box, I was really anticipating giving it a try.
The G-Swirl’s peculiar, sword shape is what initially caused me to take note of it, but another thing that captured my attention and had me thinking – “I have to have it!” was the thick, swirly silicone shaft that the G-Swirl is named for.
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