We-Vibe, how could you? How could you do this? After we had such a good thing going, and for so long. You know that I practically live for your Touch. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore! I feel cheated by the Jive. Why couldn’t your Jive be as powerful and explosive as your Tango or the legend […]
Review: VēDO GEE Slim ⏤ “A VēDO or A VēDOn’t?”
Dull, bland, uninspiring, humdrum….shall I continue? No, really, I could go on, and on. About how much of a dud the VēDO GEE Slim G-Spot vibrator turned out to be. This review contains no mentions of grand orgasmic fireworks. Because there were none or maybe, better I said, I had none. Nope, any hint, even the slightest whisper […]
Review: SenseMax | SenseVibe Classic
If you’ve followed along with me on this journey of sex toy trials and errors, you’ll know that I have what some might call, a pie-in-the-sky obsession, with finding the “perfect” dual-stimulation vibrator. In truth, I’m not sure what sparked this obsession. Maybe it was that infamous episode of Sex And The City or it […]
The “Fun Size” Vibrator: OhMiBod’s Cuddle Mini
The OhMiBod, Cuddle Mini, plays Skipper to the OG version’s Barbie. Like a “Fun-Sized” edition of my favorite candy bar, it is identical to its larger counterpart in almost every way. That is, except for dimensions. Basically, the Mini shares all the original’s classic features. Just in a cuter, slightly more compact version. The result […]
Searching For My White Whale: Satisfyer Whale
In the days before my discovery of sex toy reviewers and sex blogs, if someone were to ask me, “What is your ideal sex toy?” I would have little doubt, unabashedly replied, “A hands-free one!” Just like that, with little to no consideration. (My second choice, most likely, a rabbit, ha!) Ignorance ≠ Bliss Similar […]
The MysteryVibe Crescendo: Did It Hit A High Note?
I’ve never started a review with a facepalm before, but just before I started writing this, I sat with my head in my hands. Trying to ignore the feeling of impending doom, and figure out how I was going to get through it. Offline I’m prone to passive aggression. A lot of the time I […]
Blush Novelties Hop Trix
In the wacky world of sex toy blogging, we as bloggers, sometimes take for granted the easy access that we have to the most expensive toy lines out there. In doing so, we overlook the challenges our peeps living on a shoe-string budget have to deal with on the regular. In other words, college students, […]
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