I’m tirelessly in pursuit of ever more powerful and rumbly vibrations. I’d heard rumors of the Doxy Don (introduced initially as the Doxy Skittle,) possessing ownership of some grade-A, top shelf, certifiable rumbly vibrations. Let me start off by verifying that yes, indeed, there is truth in those allegations. Up until now, I’ve always thought […]
The Return of A Legend: The Polka-Dot Jollet
Over the past few years, there’s been a handful of retired sex toys that I’ve consistently found myself revisiting. Time and time again, I would return to read the smattering of reviews I’d found written about them. These ritualized readings were the only avenue left for me to experience these legendary toys, by living vicariously […]
Protected: Review: Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft
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Review: Adrien Lastic Trigger
What can I say, it’s a rare occurrence that I dislike a toy this much. After using the Trigger only a handful of times, I’ve already begun fantasizing about destroying it, à la 100 Ways to Die, sex toy edition. Not that I’m entirely surprised by this turn of events. No, what astonished me, was […]
Review : Fun Factory Stronic G
Once bitten, twice shy. That’s exactly how I felt about the Fun Factory pulsating toy line. Happy as I was upon getting word of a brand new Stronic toy making the rounds, I couldn’t help but have slight misgivings. Like the proverbial wet blanket, this bit of uncertainty put a huge damper on what should […]
Protected: Review: The Dodil – The Moldable Dildo
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Review: We-Vibe Jive
We-Vibe, how could you? How could you do this? After we had such a good thing going, and for so long. You know that I practically live for your Touch. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore! I feel cheated by the Jive. Why couldn’t your Jive be as powerful and explosive as your Tango or the legend […]
Three’s A Charm! Je Joue Bullets Review
When this self-described, bullet vibe devotee saw Je Joue had three brand new versions, ones that could potentially be added to my ever-expanding stockpile of favorites, I did a small-seated, happy-dance. Listen, I fangirl rumbly clit vibes so hard that if “The Rumbly Bullet Vibes” were a sports team I’d be their number one fan. Seriously, I’d cheer them […]
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