There comes a time when you have to throw in the towel and admit defeat. And I’d say that time has already come and past where it pertains to me and the hunt for my “Goldilocks” of dual stimulation vibrators. If you remember, I started this charge with a gung-ho, raring to go attitude. Feeling (perhaps, looking back now,) overly confident that, although the road might be rocky, the goal would eventually be met.
Bring on the girth, baby! Before we begin, let me make something abundantly clear. The Tantus Hero is the antithesis of refinement and understated sophistication. In fact, it is the polar opposite. This toy is a brazen and brash “let’s cut right to the chase” silicone dick. (With a bonus grip, disguised as a pair of low hanging testicles. Well, at least that is what I use them for, anyway. *shrugs*)
The Hero wields its super-power flawlessly.
Over the past few years, there’s been a handful of retired sex toys that I’ve consistently found myself revisiting. Time and time again, I would return to read the smattering of reviews I’d found written about them. These ritualized readings were the only avenue left for me to experience these legendary toys, by living vicariously through each writer’s individual account. I particularly enjoyed looking at images and savoring in-depth descriptions of how brilliant these,
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What can I say, it’s a rare occurrence that I dislike a toy this much. After using the Trigger only a handful of times, I’ve already begun fantasizing about destroying it, à la 100 Ways to Die, sex toy edition.
Not that I’m entirely surprised by this turn of events. No, what astonished me, was when I tried the Adrien Lastic Trigger out the first couple of times,
Once bitten, twice shy. That’s exactly how I felt about the Fun Factory pulsating toy line. Happy as I was upon getting word of a brand new Stronic toy making the rounds, I couldn’t help but have slight misgivings. Like the proverbial wet blanket, this bit of uncertainty put a huge damper on what should have a celebratory moment. And let’s face it, a fresh, new Fun Factory design,
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We-Vibe, how could you? How could you do this? After we had such a good thing going, and for so long. You know that I practically live for your Touch. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore! I feel cheated by the Jive.
Why couldn’t your Jive be as powerful and explosive as your Tango or the legend of your Salsa?
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