I’ve got to hand it to Le Wand. It takes some nerve to go up against the iconoclast that is the Vibratex Magic Wand. The vibrator that started life as a lowly household appliance and met its fate playing a pivotal role in the sexual revolution of the late 1960s—single-handedly changing how every generation since then gets their rocks off. This singular achievement has earned this ferocious wand its place as a revered feminist icon,
That’s right! The icon, the legend, the Vibratex Magic Wand, a sex toy that’s survived a rebranding, endured through nine presidencies, outlasted disco, 80’s hair bands, and dial-up internet, all, just got a glow up. Best described as the hybrid offspring of the original Magic Wand and the ever popular Magic Wand Rechargeable; the Magic Wand Plus,
I’m tirelessly in pursuit of ever more powerful and rumbly vibrations. I’d heard rumors of the Doxy Don (introduced initially as the Doxy Skittle,) possessing ownership of some grade-A, top shelf, certifiable rumbly vibrations.
Let me start off by verifying that yes, indeed, there is truth in those allegations.
Up until now, I’ve always thought comparing a vibrator to a jackhammer was a straight-up insult to the toy itself.
Mama’s gettin’ the VIP treatment tonight, baby! In the form of what I’ve personally nicknamed, the Cadillac of sex toys, the Doxy Number Three. Really, there’s just something about the Number Three’s satiny brushed aluminum-titanium alloy finish that just plain screams luxury.
Now, I’ll give you this much, The Doxy Number Three may not be your tricked-out-Escalade-sporting-26-inch-chrome-rims version of a wand. No, that’d be the Doxy Die-Cast Orginal you’re looking for instead.
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