So, me and Laya II, we’ve come full circle. My first review, fresh out of Epiphora and JoEllen’s sex blogging class, was my anguished take on how startlingly unimpressive I found the original version of this toy to be. Back then, it was called the Layaspot. Since that post, we’ve collectively witnessed not one, but […]
Review: Zumio X
I won’t lie, mine and my darling Zumio X’s relationship got off to a rocky start. As epic love affairs seldom do. I take full responsibility for making the unwise choice to place the Zumio’s hard unforgiving, ultra-targeted SpiroTIP™ against what was then my overworked and tender clit. What follows should act as a cautionary […]
The “Fun Size” Vibrator: OhMiBod’s Cuddle Mini
The OhMiBod, Cuddle Mini, plays Skipper to the OG version’s Barbie. Like a “Fun-Sized” edition of my favorite candy bar, it is identical to its larger counterpart in almost every way. That is, except for dimensions. Basically, the Mini shares all the original’s classic features. Just in a cuter, slightly more compact version. The result […]
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