I Need a Hero – Review: Tantus Super Soft Hero
Bring on the girth, baby! Before we begin, let me make something abundantly clear. The Tantus Hero is the antithesis of refinement and understated sophistication. In fact, it is the polar opposite. This toy is a brazen and brash “let’s cut right to the chase”…
Review: Zumio X
I won’t lie, mine and my darling Zumio X’s relationship got off to a rocky start. As epic love affairs seldom do. I take full responsibility for making the unwise choice to place the Zumio’s hard unforgiving, ultra-targeted SpiroTIP™ against what was then my overworked…
Review: Fun Factory Volta
For those of you who secretly doubt that you could ever find harmony with the Volta’s bizarre-looking design, I appreciate and identify with your ambivalence. I don’t think anyone would dare try to argue that the Fun Factory Volta isn’t an awkward-looking little fella? What, with…
The Return of A Legend: The Polka-Dot Jollet
Over the past few years, there’s been a handful of retired sex toys that I’ve consistently found myself revisiting. Time and time again, I would return to read the smattering of reviews I’d found written about them. These ritualized readings were the only avenue left…
It’s a Wanderful Life! Doxy Number Three Review
Mama’s gettin’ the VIP treatment tonight, baby! In the form of what I’ve personally nicknamed, the Cadillac of sex toys, the Doxy Number Three. Really, there’s just something about the Number Three’s satiny brushed aluminum-titanium alloy finish that just plain screams luxury. Now, I’ll give you…
Three’s A Charm! Je Joue Bullets Review
When this self-described, bullet vibe devotee saw Je Joue had three brand new versions, ones that could potentially be added to my ever-expanding stockpile of favorites, I did a small-seated, happy-dance. Listen, I fangirl rumbly clit vibes so hard that if “The Rumbly Bullet Vibes” were a sports team…
Review: Sola Cue
Quick question, would it be a bad thing if I were to admit, that a large part of why I choose the Sola Cue to review, is its gorgeous shade of pale, ice blue? Sorry, but blue sex toys are a rare occurrence, and historically…
Believe It Or Not, A Brilliant Oral Simulator: Review of the Adrien Lastic Caress
Cue the angelic choir music. Behold, dear readers, I have found a toy that sufficiently replicates the sensation of receiving oral. For me, at least, (with only a few minor caveats.) I present to you, the Adrien Lastic Caress. Oh, and if you are wondering…
Review | Blush Novelties – Noje W3
Okay, I have to make a quick confession. The Noje W3 is one of the rare instances where the size of a toy took me by complete and utter surprise. This was in large part, due to a (slightly-embarrassing) oversight of mine. My failure to…
Review: SenseMax | SenseVibe Classic
If you’ve followed along with me on this journey of sex toy trials and errors, you’ll know that I have what some might call, a pie-in-the-sky obsession, with finding the “perfect” dual-stimulation vibrator. In truth, I’m not sure what sparked this obsession. Maybe it was…