I won’t lie, mine and my darling Zumio X’s relationship got off to a rocky start. As epic love affairs seldom do. I take full responsibility for making the unwise choice to place the Zumio’s hard unforgiving, ultra-targeted SpiroTIP™ against what was then my overworked and tender clit. What follows should act as a cautionary […]
Review: Fun Factory Volta
For those of you who secretly doubt that you could ever find harmony with the Volta’s bizarre-looking design, I appreciate and identify with your ambivalence. I don’t think anyone would dare try to argue that the Fun Factory Volta isn’t an awkward-looking little fella? What, with its upturned beak, (or is that a bill?) molded in […]
Time to Give Back: Win a Fun Factory Stronic G Pulsator!
“Time flys when you’re having fun,” and the last couple years spent writing this blog, certainly lend credence to this old adage. Proving that it’s at least partially true. It’s still hard for me to believe that two full years have passed since its inception. Looking back over these last two years brings an ancient Chinese […]
Review: Mini Swan Wand
Full disclosure, I’ve not yet had the chance to try the Mini Swan Wand’s larger sized counterpart, the Swan Wand. So, this review will, quite obviously, not contain any direct comparisons between the two. The mini version simply seemed better suited to serve my purposes. As someone who routinely prefers smaller vibrators over midsized wands, like […]
Review: Blush Novelties Avant D1
Up until the release of Blush Novelties new Avant series, I would not have dreamt of purchasing a vivid, multi-colored dildo with razor-sharp stripes for under $60. These are what I’ve always thought of as top-shelf toys, and the Mom & Pop Artisan companies who are willing to sacrifice the blood, sweat, and tears that goes […]
The Return of A Legend: The Polka-Dot Jollet
Over the past few years, there’s been a handful of retired sex toys that I’ve consistently found myself revisiting. Time and time again, I would return to read the smattering of reviews I’d found written about them. These ritualized readings were the only avenue left for me to experience these legendary toys, by living vicariously […]
Review: Womanizer Starlet
Wow, it’s been a few years now, since Womanizer launched their revolutionary new, air-pulse technology. Three years to be exact. So by my estimation, that makes it about a decade ago in terms of sex blogger years. You may not be aware of this but, with the hurried pace and the constant stream of new […]
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