If a brand is bold enough to name a line of sex toys after some of the most glamorous starlets of Old Hollywood fame, and along with them, one of the most admired and iconic women of the royal family, they’d best not disappoint. And I for one, believe Jopen pulled it off with their dazzling, crystalline-studded collection, aptly named the Jopen Pavé collection. A glitzy line of vibrators with an air of opulence worthy of ownership by the stars they were named after.

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If this were a beauty contest, no doubt about it, the ZALO Momoko would easily be crowned the winner. What, with its French embossing, its luxurious gold plating, and its precious unicorn-inscribed dangle, the Momoko is unquestionably a beautiful sex toy.

I don’t think anyone will argue that ZALO’s sex toys are anything less than breathtaking with their exquisite Swarovski-studded designs.

ZALO Momoko G-Spot Vibrator Green Mellon 18k Unicorn DangleZALO Momoko G-Spot Vibrator Green Mellon 18k Unicorn DangleHowever,

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Have you silently longed for a vibrator with some personality amidst the sea of nondescript, terminally blah, silicone designs? Or maybe you’ve secretly yearned for that “one special toy” to express your high-femme affections for sparkle and shine? Well then, allow me to introduce you to ZALO, a sex toy brand, that adorns all of their toys with a touch of glitz.

ZALO Violet Courage base Swarovski crystal embedded control leverZALO Violet Courage base Swarovski crystal embedded control leverThe Courage is a G-spot vibrator from ZALO’s Sweet Magic series.

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“Awww….look how cute! Do you mind if I touch it?” an entirely plausible thing to say to someone holding a darling little puppy or kitten. But, this, or something closely akin to it, is apt to be what you’ll overhear if you’re standing nearby when someone catches their first glimpse of BMS Factory’s NEW ultra-mini wand, the PalmPower Pocket edition.

PalmPower Pocket being held by me.PalmPower Pocket being held by me.It’s a rare occasion to witness a sex toy incite uncontrollable bouts of cooing baby talk.

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It’s hard to believe that it’s been only three short years since Womanizer took the sex blogging world by storm, unleashing their revolutionary brand of Pleasure Air™Technology on the world. And in doing so, they singlehandedly cemented their position as a “household name” in the sex toy industry, and invented a brand new genre of sex toys. All in one fell swoop.

Sex bloggers were simultaneously amused and annoyed that this new garishly decorated toy,

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**Editors note: Unfortunately this vibrator has been discontinued. Nu Sensuelle, the parent company of the now-defunct SXOhh brand, has a suitable stand-in, the Nu Sensuelle Bobbii, which will be linked throughout the review in place of the 60SX.

Not going to lie, and I’m not going to sugarcoat it. I’m none too fond of the direction SXOhh has opted to take in the marketing of their new vibrator,

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Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Traditionally it has been the sole western holiday designated to celebrate romantic love in all its forms. Seeing as how self-love and masturbation are just as valid as any of the other socially accepted forms of intimacy, (and maybe even more so) I wanted to make it a point this year to celebrate this very often overlooked expression of intimacy this Valentine’s Day.

To acknowledge the importance of self-love and masturbation,

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Is it just me or does the We-Vibe Rave’s 7-inch, silicone-covered length, compounded by its somewhat angular-shape and corresponding sharp-edged seams look…what’s the word I’m searching for, here? Hmm…I don’t know… unnerving, or perhaps, slightly intimidating.

Let’s quickly flashback to the moments leading up to me trying the Rave for the first time.

I distinctly recall holding the Rave in my hand and feeling more than a tad apprehensive about this vibrator’s solid,

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