Nothing is more soul-crushing than a toy I was convinced I was going to adore, turning out to be is just plain “blah.” Or worse still, incapable of yielding me with one measly orgasm. Forgive me, if perhaps, I was too easily beguiled by what I saw as the Volita’s potential to be a cheaper, travel-friendly […]
What It’s Like When Worlds Collide: Woodhull 2018
Imagine this. Two worlds you’ve struggled hard to keep separate are in route for a collision. That’s s right, two neatly compartmentalized segments of my life, the online sex blogger, signified as a simple 2D cartoon avatar, and the real-world, 3D flesh and blood human that it represents were irrevocably set on a course to […]
Review: Liberator Axis • Magic Wand Mount
In theory, on paper, hypothetically speaking; however, you want to put it, the Liberator Axis looks to be an obvious choice and a practical accessory for any toy aficionado’s collection. A toy mount is the next logical step, right? And depending on what your expectations for using it are, be they solo or coupled, the […]
Giveaway Time! Enter To Win A Liberator Axis Wand Mount
Personally, I love giveaways. Growing up I always made sure to return my Publishers Clearing House entry form. While truly believing that Ed McMahon might show up any day at my front door with his entourage of people and television cameras and don’t forget that infamous six-foot long check. I never realized I was already […]
Review ・WaterSlyde™️・ Bath Tub Water Diverter
Once in a while, a toy comes along that shakes things up and turns everything you thought you knew about sex toys upside down. A toy that is so supremely simple and staggeringly ingenious in its design, that you think to yourself, “Why didn’t I think of that?!” The WaterSlyde is exactly one of those. So, […]
Review・Blush Novelties・Avant Pride P3
Earlier this spring, the Blush Novelties Avant Pride line took the internet and sex blogging community by storm. Not long after the first campaign images hit Twitter and Instagram, excitement began to mount about this impressive new line of toys. A spin-off of Blush’s trendy new OG Avant line, created expressly to commemorate and celebrate LGBTQ+ Pride. […]
I Need a Hero – Review: Tantus Super Soft Hero
Bring on the girth, baby! Before we begin, let me make something abundantly clear. The Tantus Hero is the antithesis of refinement and understated sophistication. In fact, it is the polar opposite. This toy is a brazen and brash “let’s cut right to the chase” silicone dick. (With a bonus grip, disguised as a pair […]
Review: Cal Exotics Mini Marvels Flicker
Hmm… perhaps, I don’t know… just maybe… Cal Exotics might have screwed up royally when they chose to name their hot pink, vaguely tongue-shaped vibrator, the Flicker. The combination of all three, the name, the shape, and the color have the potential to elicit some disturbing mental imagery. Or more explicitly, nightmarish fantasies of a […]
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