Over the past few years, there’s been a handful of retired sex toys that I’ve consistently found myself revisiting. Time and time again, I would return to read the smattering of reviews I’d found written about them. These ritualized readings were the only avenue left for me to experience these legendary toys, by living vicariously through each writer’s individual account. I particularly enjoyed looking at images and savoring in-depth descriptions of how brilliant these, now defunct, sex toys had once been. Believing this was the closest I’d ever get to experience them for myself.

Since I’m being completely honest with myself, here. I must confess, that a couple of these decommissioned toys eventually grew to occupy an almost mythical presence in my mind. And that is exactly what the until very recently retired, Luzarte Polka-Dot Jollet, had morphed into in my imagination.

The fuzzy-ball infused silicone dildo, the Polka-Dot Jollet, had taken on the form of a legend in my mind. I was enchanted by the thought of it. An eclectic piece of sex toy history that I believed I would sadly never have the occasion to experience. I’d relented to the inescapable fact that it would always and forever remain out of my grasp. (Dramatic much?)

Guess Who’s Back?

Lucky for me, I’ve been quite vocal about my painful regret of never having had the chance to experience this mythical sex toy of lore. Honestly, never once did I imagine the Polka-Dot Jollet might someday return to production. I genuinely thought my window of opportunity had long since been slammed and nailed shut.

Nonetheless, thanks to my public lamenting, via social media, a kind and helpful reader reached out to share some shocking news with me. The Jollet was back!

I was floored, my first thought was, “What? How? Could this really be true?” Could my dream of owning a true legend in the world of indie sex toys finally be coming true? Desperate for this to be the real deal. I clicked the link provided to me in the email. Sure enough, yes, it was true!

The next day I reached out to Luzarte and asked them if I could review a Polka-Dot Jollet, and they happily obliged. I couldn’t believe my luck.

All Of That And A Bag Of Chips

So I imagine you might be wondering, had I built the legend of this toy up in my mind so high that I was bound to be let down by the real thing? Had I set myself up for bitter disappointment?

The short and sweet and answer to your question is a solid, no. I’m elated by this colorful rainbow-infused dildo. It’s even better than I’d fantasized. It’s fun and lighthearted, and almost every time I see it, it makes me want to smile.

The Polka-Dot Jollet is whimsical, and in my mind, an almost magical dildo. Since it can be impregnated not only with fuzzy balls, but with sparkling trinkets, or bright yellow smiley emojis. Really, almost anything that is small enough to fit into the 7.5-inch long by 1.9-inch dildo. Making each one truly one-of-a-kind.

It’s More Than A Feeling

But, I’m sure most of you are more concerned with how the dildo feels. In a single word, amazing! I heartily approve of the extra firm silicone that the Jollet’s silicone is made from. To give you a clearer idea of how hard it is, I’ll use Tantus silicone for comparison. To which I say the Jollet’s silicone is more akin to Tantus’s Og formula than their new Super Soft™ shore.

Working as a perfect partner to the hard shored silicone, I also, particularly adore this toy’s broad raised bump, and it voluminous 5.75-inches circumference. Which aids in the Jollet’s uncanny ability to effortlessly apply consistent and firm pressure against my G-spot.

No doubt this is all a result of the famous Jollet’s design. For those who may not know, the unique shape of the Jollet has rumored to have been derived from a true-to-life casting of a real human vaginal vault. Personally, I feel this bit of speculation is likely to be true. As this dildo fills me up in the most exquisite of ways, almost entirely. I’m thoroughly filled to the brim in every direction and in all 360 degrees.

However, despite the rigid firmness I mentioned earlier, it’s a pleasant feeling, not an uncomfortable or overstretched sort of fullness.

We Must, We Must, We Must Increase Our Thrust!

As much as I enjoy the G-spot pressure and feeling of fullness, I must regrettably inform you of a rather unfortunate byproduct of the Jollet’s one-of-a-kind shape. That being, it does not lend itself easily to rapid thrusting. In fact, I’ve discovered that I have to do with it as I similarly do with the Tantus Steam Hunk. After inserting the Jollet, I keep it stationary. Followed by gently rocking, lifting, and pivoting my hips a few inches up and down. Believe it or not, this tiny bit of movement causes the pressure on my G-spot to intermittently increase, and then decrease. All the while I’m building up to an incredible release. It’s magical.

So the Luzarte Polka Dot Jollet measures up nicely against the legend I had created for it in my mind. It’s has a beautiful, inspired by nature design, sprinkled with a touch whimsy. It’s everything, I’d hoped for and then some.

And finally, I must say thank you to the sex toy gods above? for having mercy on this sex blogger. Surprising me by giving me a chance to experience a toy I thought I never would. And of course, a huge thank you to Luzarte for providing the Luzarte Polka Dot Jollet me for review. Thank you.

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