Wow, I can’t believe it’s been over a year since I started this blog. During these last twelve months, I’ve learned a lot and continue to gain more knowledge and wisdom about myself, sex toys, and blogging on the daily. I have been told the best way to learn a skill, is to just to do it. And in the case of blogging, I couldn’t agree more.

A little over a year ago, I set out to chart my course in the vastness of the online blogosphere. Just after finishing up Epiphora’s and JoEllen’s online blogging class, I was both excited and terrified to get started. In the end, I took a huge leap of faith and here I am today, not only still standing, but genuinely growing and thriving. Thanks, in a large part, to the excellent tips and suggestions I learned during their amazing course.

Shout-Outs

While my ego would love to, I can’t take credit for all of this blog’s success. If wasn’t for the amazing generosity of manufacturers and retailers who were willing to take a chance on a baby blogger, like myself, I would’ve had very few sex toys to review.

So I want to take a moment to give a shout-out to the amazing people at Good Vibrations, Peepshow Toys, Vibrant, Blush Novelties, LUVOQA, Liberator, Tantus, Satisfyer, and SenseMax. Thank you all, for having trust and faith in me. Your kindness and generosity will always be remembered.

And what’s a blog without an audience? Without you wonderful readers, this blog would be nothing. So I also want to take this opportunity to say, thank you, to each and every person who’s taken time out of their day to come here and read my thoughts and opinions. Not only that, I owe a big thank you to those readers who took the time to click on my affiliate links and place an order. You are all so appreciated. I hope we share many more years together.

Spreading The Love

As a small gesture of my gratitude, I want to spread the sex toy love. By now, you all probably know how much I adore my We-Vibe Tango. So what better way is there to show my appreciation than to give a Blue We-Vibe Tango to one lucky reader? Thanks to the generous folks over at Pleasure Tease for donating the Tango for this giveaway. If you haven’t already, I suggest you check them out. They have some of the most competitive pricing I’ve seen on luxury sex toys.

We-Vibe Tango Giveaway!!!

Contest open only to those living in the United States.

   Rules for entering:We-Vibe Tango Giveaway

  1. Must be 18 or older to enter.
  2. Must be a resident of the U.S. to enter.
  3. The winner has 72 hours to respond after notification of winning     

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Backwoods Bedroom’s First Blogiversary Giveaway: Blue Tango Up For Grabs

This giveaway ends Wednesday, July 12th at 8:59 PM EST.


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That, and let’s be honest, their cumbersome size, the restrictiveness of their electrical cords, and sometimes their hard-to-keep-low-key noise level,

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∼The Gray Suede Wrist-Ankle Restraint Combo was provided to me free of charge, by Oddo Leather, for an honest and forthright review.

To be bound, and blindfolded, fully embracing one’s vulnerability can be one of the greatest sexual highs. I’d liken it to the over-used, yet best-suited analogy, of the slow climb up, on a roller coaster. It provides the perfect illusion of being completely out of control of one’s destiny.  

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The Duchess is a dildo that appeals to the senses. From its gorgeous, blue-to-white, ombré color. To the undeniably satisfying squish of Tantus’s  Super Soft™ silicone encasing the firm, inner-core within. Culminating with the magnificent feeling of maximum fullness that its 1.8 inches of diameter offer me.

If you happen to be new to the sex toy scene and in search of the crème de la crème of dildos,

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I know what you might be thinking, “Why another rabbit vibrator?” Particularly if you consider all the challenges they bring. You may even be asking yourself “Is she a glutton for punishment?”

The quickest answer to that is, no, I don’t intentionally use rabbit-style vibrators to appease my inner masochist. Although I do have submissive tendencies. I don’t particularly enjoy solo, orgasm denial via rabbit-style vibes that are poorly aligned with my genital configuration.

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