If you’ve followed along with me on this journey of sex toy trials and errors, you’ll know that I have what some might call, a pie-in-the-sky obsession, with finding the “perfect” dual-stimulation vibrator. In truth, I’m not sure what sparked this obsession. Maybe it was that infamous episode of Sex And The City or it could more simply be that sex toy manufacturers continue to create rabbit-vibes in newer,
In the days before my discovery of sex toy reviewers and sex blogs, if someone were to ask me, “What is your ideal sex toy?”
I would have little doubt, unabashedly replied, “A hands-free one!” Just like that, with little to no consideration. (My second choice, most likely, a rabbit, ha!)
Ignorance ≠ Bliss
Similar to the child who wants a puppy for Christmas having no concept of the amount of work that goes into caring for a pet,
I’ve never started a review with a facepalm before, but just before I started writing this, I sat with my head in my hands. Trying to ignore the feeling of impending doom, and figure out how I was going to get through it. Offline I’m prone to passive aggression. A lot of the time I find it hard to confront uncomfortable or unpleasant issues head-on.
I’m the one always trying to dodge hurt feelings,
We’re all well of the existence of the teeth-jarringly powerful, full-sized wands out there. Their stellar reputations precede them and lead to their receiving a ton of good press. And, while they’re undeniably some of the best broad-stimulation products one can hope to own, they also come with a pretty hefty, price tag.
That, and let’s be honest, their cumbersome size, the restrictiveness of their electrical cords, and sometimes their hard-to-keep-low-key noise level,
I don’t know why it took so long for me to learn my lesson. The one where I concede that I can’t just look at a sex toy and know if I’m going to like it. (Hey, you have to admit, it would be a cool superpower, though.) The cold hard truth is starting to sink in. It only took me completely underestimating the strength of the We-Vibe Tango, and then having my high expectations for both,
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When Metis Black, the founder of Tantus, decides to create a vibrator, people in the sex toy world tend to sit up and take notice. That includes me. When I first learned Tantus was moving forward with plans to create a universally accessible wand, I was thrilled. I rushed over to the Indiegogo Campaign page and breathlessly watched a video of Metis Black along with a whole host of sexual education personalities discussing their ideas of what a “vibrator designed for everybody”
Say it ain’t so
Today, while browsing PicoBong’s website, I was shocked to find they are still selling their version of a vibrating cock ring, the Koa. I honestly thought it would have been discontinued. Or at the very least replaced by an updated version.
The Koa is still being sold and marketed as a vibrating cock ring, right? It certainly was a couple of years back,
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