All systems are a go! I repeat this is not a drill!
“Hold up! Wait a minute. Pump the brakes. Let’s not get our hopes up just yet.” This was me reining myself in, tempering my excitement upon learning the news of the Wand by We-Vibe’s impending release.
After years of anticipation, this long-fabled union was finally becoming a reality. Would it live up to the high expectations we’ve collectively built for it in our minds?
“Awww….look how cute! Do you mind if I touch it?” an entirely plausible thing to say to someone holding a darling little puppy or kitten. But, this, or something closely akin to it, is apt to be what you’ll overhear if you’re standing nearby when someone catches their first glimpse of BMS Factory’s NEW ultra-mini wand, the PalmPower Pocket edition.
It’s a rare occasion to witness a sex toy incite uncontrollable bouts of cooing baby talk.
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