Chicken and waffles, Kermit and Miss Piggy, peanut butter & jelly, just a few examples of unexpected combinations, that for lack of a better word, just work. Their undeniable differences play well off one another and wind up complimenting the other perfectly. I wish I could say the same for vibration and pressure wave technology. The Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration is, unfortunately, one such toy, that ill-advisedly attempts to fuse these two opposing schools of self-pleasure.
Jeezus! Satisfyer is cranking out new toys and (before you know it) even newer toys at such a breakneck pace that some of us are having trouble keeping up. Seriously, I barely had time to try the original Pro Penguin, before, next thing I knew, Satisfyer was releasing the Pro Penguin Next Generation!
So, I figured it’d be less confusing for everyone, if I simplified things by rolling my thoughts,
A day late and a dollar short, it’s become a personal mantra of sorts. One that was bestowed upon me through no cause or fault of my own. Over the years I’ve learned to accept my fate and counter it by giving it a positive spin: “Better late than never!”
Yep, I’m a little late to the game. These “air pulsing toys” have been around since mid to late 2015. Starting with the début of the original Womanizer.
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