In the days before my discovery of sex toy reviewers and sex blogs, if someone were to ask me, “What is your ideal sex toy?”
I would have little doubt, unabashedly replied, “A hands-free one!” Just like that, with little to no consideration. (My second choice, most likely, a rabbit, ha!)
Ignorance ≠ Bliss
Similar to the child who wants a puppy for Christmas having no concept of the amount of work that goes into caring for a pet,
We’re all well of the existence of the teeth-jarringly powerful, full-sized wands out there. Their stellar reputations precede them and lead to their receiving a ton of good press. And, while they’re undeniably some of the best broad-stimulation products one can hope to own, they also come with a pretty hefty, price tag.
That, and let’s be honest, their cumbersome size, the restrictiveness of their electrical cords, and sometimes their hard-to-keep-low-key noise level,
I know what you might be thinking, “Why another rabbit vibrator?” Particularly when you consider all the challenges they bring to the table. You may even be asking yourself “Is she a glutton for punishment?”
The quickest answer to that is, no, I don’t intentionally use rabbit-style vibrators to appease my inner masochist. Although I do have submissive tendencies. I don’t particularly enjoy solo, orgasm denial via rabbit-style vibes that are poorly aligned with my genital configuration.
I don’t know why it took so long for me to learn my lesson. The one where I concede that I can’t just look at a sex toy and know if I’m going to like it. (Hey, you have to admit, it would be a cool superpower, though.) The cold hard truth is starting to sink in. It only took me completely underestimating the strength of the We-Vibe Tango, and then having my high expectations for both,
The Pleasure Works G-Swirl is a highly textured, battery-powered, insertable vibrator. And since I had absolutely nothing like it in my toy box, I was really anticipating giving it a try.
The G-Swirl’s peculiar, sword shape is what initially caused me to take note of it, but another thing that captured my attention and had me thinking – “I have to have it!” was the thick, swirly silicone shaft that the G-Swirl is named for.
Reach Out and Touch Somebody
I’ve gotta tell you, if a top-notch, Grade-A, clitoral vibrator is what you are looking for, then look no further than the We-Vibe Touch. If you have done even a minimal amount of reading in the sex toy, review blogosphere, you’ve quite possibly heard a chorus of praise surrounding the Touch. You may have even thought that some of the adulations were bordering on exaggeration.
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