Beyond the usual; realistic versus abstract design preferences, I suppose aesthetics usually don’t play a huge factor in most folks’ decisions on whether or not to buy a dildo. Maybe I’m wrong here, but I imagine, most people read online product specs, with the hope of accurately gauging whether a dildo’s overall dimensions, (i.e., length, width, […]
Review: Sola Cue
Quick question, would it be a bad thing if I were to admit, that a large part of why I choose the Sola Cue to review, is its gorgeous shade of pale, ice blue? Sorry, but blue sex toys are a rare occurrence, and historically speaking, pretty hard to come by. Anyway, there’s has to […]
Believe It Or Not, A Brilliant Oral Simulator: Review of the Adrien Lastic Caress
Cue the angelic choir music. Behold, dear readers, I have found a toy that sufficiently replicates the sensation of receiving oral. For me, at least, (with only a few minor caveats.) I present to you, the Adrien Lastic Caress. Oh, and if you are wondering what that sound is, that my friends, is the sound […]
Comparison Review: Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Gen vs Pro Penguin OG
Jeezus! Satisfyer is cranking out new toys and (before you know it) even newer toys at such a breakneck pace that some of us are having trouble keeping up. Seriously, I barely had time to try the original Pro Penguin, before, next thing I knew, Satisfyer was releasing the Pro Penguin Next Generation! So, I […]
Review: VēDO GEE Slim ⏤ “A VēDO or A VēDOn’t?”
Dull, bland, uninspiring, humdrum….shall I continue? No, really, I could go on, and on. About how much of a dud the VēDO GEE Slim G-Spot vibrator turned out to be. This review contains no mentions of grand orgasmic fireworks. Because there were none or maybe, better I said, I had none. Nope, any hint, even the slightest whisper […]
Review | Blush Novelties – Noje W3
Okay, I have to make a quick confession. The Noje W3 is one of the rare instances where the size of a toy took me by complete and utter surprise. This was in large part, due to a (slightly-embarrassing) oversight of mine. My failure to read the product guide in its entirety. Whoops! Another factor, […]
Review | Tantus Vamp Super Soft™
Earlier this year, Tantus, announced the release of their new, beginner-friendly, Super Soft Silicone™ formula. With Vamp, one of Tantus’s mainstays, being the first dildo to undergo the transformation. I’ll give Tantus’s marketing team credit. They certainly know how to stir up a buzz. I personally, caught my first glimpses of the Super Soft Vamp via […]
Review: SenseMax | SenseVibe Classic
If you’ve followed along with me on this journey of sex toy trials and errors, you’ll know that I have what some might call, a pie-in-the-sky obsession, with finding the “perfect” dual-stimulation vibrator. In truth, I’m not sure what sparked this obsession. Maybe it was that infamous episode of Sex And The City or it […]
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