The Zumio S with its shorter stem and larger, plusher, silicone-covered tip is best described as a slightly dialed-back version of the hyper-intense, balls-to-the-wall, pinpoint stimulation of the Zumio X. Don’t get me wrong, the Zumio S is not some weak sauce, watered-down joke. Indeed, it’s far from that.
An an unexpected twist that I could never have seen coming, I’m suprised to find myself reaching more often than not for the chunkier tipped Zumio S.
So, me and Laya II, we’ve come full circle.
My first review, fresh out of Epiphora and JoEllen’s sex blogging class, was my anguished take on how startlingly unimpressive I found the original version of this toy to be. Back then, it was called the Layaspot.
Since that post, we’ve collectively witnessed not one, but two upgrades, to the toy everyone assumes they’re going to love.
For those of you who secretly doubt that you could ever find harmony with the Volta’s bizarre-looking design, I appreciate and identify with your ambivalence. I don’t think anyone would dare try to argue that the Fun Factory Volta isn’t an awkward-looking little fella? What, with its upturned beak, (or is that a bill?) molded in such a way, that it will remain forever frozen slightly agape.
However, I honestly think if you give it a try,
Feeling Frustrated
My past encounters with vibrating cock rings could easily be classified as some of the most sexually frustrating experiences of my life. Definitely ranking somewhere in the top 10. For this reason alone, I didn’t dare allow myself to have high expectations of the Tenga SVR Smart Vibe Ring.
My very first experience with a vibrating cock ring was with one of those drugstore deals.
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