Once in a while, a toy comes along that shakes things up and turns everything you thought you knew about sex toys upside down. A toy that is so supremely simple and staggeringly ingenious in its design, that you think to yourself, “Why didn’t I think of that?!” The WaterSlyde is exactly one of those.
So, what if I told you that you could own a phenomenal sex toy that requires no batteries, no chargers, nor buttons. In fact, this toy lacks a need for motors, wires, or a power source of any kind? (Unless, of course, you count tap water and pretty, pink ribbons, as such.)
Not only that, what if I announced that this toy is not prohibitively priced at some astronomical, god-awful, through-the-roof cost. Rather, it’s a surprisingly affordable alternative.
Would I Lie To You?
If you’re more than a bit apprehensive, I won’t blame you. I had my fair share of uncertainty, though something told me, I’d probably love the WaterSlyde.
From the moment I tried the WaterSlyde for myself, forward, I became a believer.
The WaterSlyde gained significant bonus points just for being a toy that returned me to my masturbatory roots. That is, solo water play, in the form of reclining in the bathtub. While enjoying the stream of tap water flowing down and over my vulva and clitoris.
During the earliest stages of my sexual experimentations, the water came straight from the faucet. I’d somehow always manage to contort and wedge my body to lie directly beneath the spigot. With my legs splayed wide and hilariously sticking straight up in the air. My torso practically bent into an uncomfortable “U shape”. I had to nearly curl up into a ball to pull this maneuver off.
Hey, the ends justified the means.
Eventually, I got smarter and improved upon my technique by opting for the more obvious course of action. I began to utilize the showerhead, in place of the spout. After this discovery, I never returned to my first love, the water faucet.
Later on, I even graduated to the water jets in my best friend’s in-ground pool. Imagine me as a chubby teen nonchalantly trying to lift my body far enough out of the water to align my genitals parallel to the deliciously powerful, pressurized water shooting out of the wall of the pool.
Smh. I probably wasn’t as inconspicuous as I imagined myself to be back then.
They’ll Pass You By; Glory Days
I regretfully inform you, with age comes the loss of flexibility and dexterity. Sad to say, I’m not as agile, nor limber as I once was. So attempting to twist my body practically into a knot to get off in the tub is no longer a viable option. Especially when, I have so many lazier methods to choose from.
Thankfully, the WaterSlyde diverter makes the water faucet-method of masturbation an accessible option for those (like me, ) who have a fat body or mobility issues. Or folks who simply may not have access to a handheld showerhead and can’t possibly pretzel their bodies to lie directly beneath the water spigot in their tiny bathtub.
The WaterSlyde works by expanding the reach of the stream of flowing water.
It cleverly employs a 16-inch expanse of durable, ABS plastic, that is easily tied around any bathtub faucet with the attached length of pink ribbon. I’ve personally, used it with three different styles of faucets with no problems.
The plastic canal extends the flow of water by somewhere around 16-inches.
After the WaterSlyde is tied in place and stabilized, all that is left to do is to adjust the water temperature and volume. Both, the hot and cold fixtures, will be serving as stand-ins for controls, offering a near limitless range of variation to your solo-water play.
Don’t be afraid to fiddle around with both the water’s temperature and its amount. I’ve observed the faster the flow of water, the more powerful and concentrated the stimulation becomes.
After you’ve made the proper adjustments, all that is left to do is to lie back, relax, and enjoy. As the water begins cascading over your genitals.
Fyi, due to the WaterSlyde being a stationary mount, you’ll have to regulate how and where the water hits your body by repositioning your upper and lower torso and legs.
It’s All About The Technique
I tend to lie almost flat, crisscrossing my legs, and begin to swirl my hips in a rhythmic circular motion. Right up until the brink of orgasm.
Then, as someone who can quickly become a victim of painful clitoral overstimulation, I typically tilt my pelvis upward as an orgasm approaches. Causing the current of water to become directed nearer to my vaginal opening.
This technique simultaneously heightens the intensity of my orgasm by replicating a shallow form of penetration and prevents harsh hyperstimulation by way of my clit.
And, while we’re on the subject, let me tell you something about the orgasms I have while using the WaterSlyde. They are the outcome of a progressive build-up. So when release strikes, it comes in the form of surging waves of pleasure.
I believe, The WaterSlyde is a must for those who are already familiar with the pressurized water technique of masturbation and recognize it as something they enjoy. If you’re accustomed to this sort of stimulation, you’ll be apt to feel right at home using the WaterSlyde.
For those who’re uncertain, I need to offer a word of caution. This is an unmistakably subtle form of stimulation and is a huge change of pace from the powerful, rumbly vibrators I regularly recommend here. The WaterSlyde produces a slow, gradual build-up to orgasm, followed by a tsunami of pleasure.
The key, here, is patience. Be ready to take your time and focus on what feels right.
Even with patience, the WaterSlyde may not be for everyone.
While I can’t be sure you’ll adore it as much as I do. I definitely suggest you give it a try. The WaterSlyde is a unique toy that’s sensibly priced. It’s, also, one that requires no batteries, no cords, and could be great to travel with, amidst no fear of accidentally engaging the motor. Plus, it’s not as easily identifiable as a sex toy if you feel embarrassed about TSA going through your luggage.
So I don’t think you can risk not giving the WaterSlyde a try. It’s pretty amazing.
Personally, I rank it in my top five all-time favorites. Bathtime will never be the same.
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