Not gonna lie, it took some time to warm up to the Vibease. This toy’s vibrations are far more muted than the ones that emanate from the motors’ of the rip-roaring bullet vibes and bone jarring wands that I’m endlessly raving about on here.
I get it, low-key is an asset for a remote-controlled vibe that could potentially be worn out in public. It’s a bare minimum prerequisite for discretion.
Chicken and waffles, Kermit and Miss Piggy, peanut butter & jelly, just a few examples of unexpected combinations, that for lack of a better word, just work. Their undeniable differences play well off one another and wind up complimenting the other perfectly. I wish I could say the same for vibration and pressure wave technology. The Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration is, unfortunately, one such toy, that ill-advisedly attempts to fuse these two opposing schools of self-pleasure.
If a brand is bold enough to name a line of sex toys after some of the most glamorous starlets of Old Hollywood fame, and along with them, one of the most admired and iconic women of the royal family, they’d best not disappoint. And I for one, believe Jopen pulled it off with their dazzling, crystalline-studded collection, aptly named the Jopen Pavé collection. A glitzy line of vibrators with an air of opulence worthy of ownership by the stars they were named after.
If this were a beauty contest, no doubt about it, the ZALO Momoko would easily be crowned the winner. What, with its French embossing, its luxurious gold plating, and its precious unicorn-inscribed dangle, the Momoko is unquestionably a beautiful sex toy.
I don’t think anyone will argue that ZALO’s sex toys are anything less than breathtaking with their exquisite Swarovski-studded designs.
However,
It’s hard to believe that it’s been only three short years since Womanizer took the sex blogging world by storm, unleashing their revolutionary brand of Pleasure Air™Technology on the world. And in doing so, they singlehandedly cemented their position as a “household name” in the sex toy industry, and invented a brand new genre of sex toys. All in one fell swoop.
Sex bloggers were simultaneously amused and annoyed that this new garishly decorated toy,
**Editors note: Unfortunately this vibrator has been discontinued. Nu Sensuelle, the parent company of the now-defunct SXOhh brand, has a suitable stand-in, the Nu Sensuelle Bobbii, which will be linked throughout the review in place of the 60SX.
Not going to lie, and I’m not going to sugarcoat it. I’m none too fond of the direction SXOhh has opted to take in the marketing of their new vibrator,
I haven’t run across a bullet vibrator yet, that I wasn’t, at least, somewhat curious about trying. Besides, of course, that generic species of lame-old watch-battery bullets. (FYI: If you’ve tried one of those, you’ve tried them all. And if you haven’t tried one yet, trust me, you’re not missing out on anything.) I’m not entirely sure, where along the lines, this became a mission. But I do know, that it sparked from a deep-seated urge to weigh every bullet vibrator I can lay hands on against the,
So, me and Laya II, we’ve come full circle.
My first review, fresh out of Epiphora and JoEllen’s sex blogging class, was my anguished take on how startlingly unimpressive I found the original version of this toy to be. Back then, it was called the Layaspot.
Since that post, we’ve collectively witnessed not one, but two upgrades, to the toy everyone assumes they’re going to love.
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