Aside from valiantly suing the New York MTA for their blatant sexism, Dame is probably best known for its massively successful crowdsourcing campaign that bankrolled the creation of its visionary wearable vibe, Eva. Which, in its final incarnation fell devastatingly short of expectations.
Amid a din of online complaints, sex toy reviewers derided the Eva for its languid performance and mechanical inadequacies. Turns out,
“Awww….look how cute! Do you mind if I touch it?” an entirely plausible thing to say to someone holding a darling little puppy or kitten. But, this, or something closely akin to it, is apt to be what you’ll overhear if you’re standing nearby when someone catches their first glimpse of BMS Factory’s NEW ultra-mini wand, the PalmPower Pocket edition.
It’s a rare occasion to witness a sex toy incite uncontrollable bouts of cooing baby talk.
Do you ever get the urge to simply spoil yourself? Well, when or if the mood should strike, incredibly, you now have the option to treat yourself to a die-cast aluminum bullet vibrator. FemmeFunn’s Bougie Bullet is what I believe sophistication personified in the construction of a posh, bullet vibe (that comes with its very own color-coordinated case) might look like.
Or in other words, this vibe is super-duper fancy.
We-Vibe, how could you? How could you do this? After we had such a good thing going, and for so long. You know that I practically live for your Touch. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore! I feel cheated by the Jive.
Why couldn’t your Jive be as powerful and explosive as your Tango or the legend of your Salsa?
Feeling Frustrated
My past encounters with vibrating cock rings could easily be classified as some of the most sexually frustrating experiences of my life. Definitely ranking somewhere in the top 10. For this reason alone, I didn’t dare allow myself to have high expectations of the Tenga SVR Smart Vibe Ring.
My very first experience with a vibrating cock ring was with one of those drugstore deals.
Reach Out and Touch Somebody
I’ve gotta tell you, if a top-notch, Grade-A, clitoral vibrator is what you are looking for, then look no further than the We-Vibe Touch. If you have done even a minimal amount of reading in the sex toy, review blogosphere, you’ve quite possibly heard a chorus of praise surrounding the Touch. You may have even thought that some of the adulations were bordering on exaggeration.
High Expectations
The Fun Factory Layaspot first captured my attention due to Fun Factory’s prestigious reputation for making incredible sex toys. Up until then, I’d never had the opportunity to try one of their products. Though I’d dreamed of the day I would. So, of course, I jumped at the chance to put one to the test.
Just so you know, I nearly always require pin-point clitoral stimulation to attain orgasm and the rounded form and the soft,
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