I begrudgingly admit to being the odd man out where the Njoy Pure Wand is concerned. Try as I might; I can never seem to find a way to make this legendary wand work for me. Truth is, I possess a bit of a phobia surrounding the hugely popular stainless-steel wand.
My fear surrounds one of the Pure Wand’s rigid metal ends, somehow managing to get hung up on,
This toy makes me smile. And why shouldn’t it? What with its cheerful shade of shamrock green and plucky caterpillar-inspired shape, replete with a tiny-little face beaming back at me.
It’s a true classic amongst the sex toy horde. I’d even venture to say that the Patchy Paul encapsulates Fun Factory as a brand. In other words, it’s a bright, cheery, unapologetically eccentric mascot of sorts. Not to mention,
The Vixen Creations Leo Galaxy presents quite the dichotomy. It takes a classic, (almost pedestrian dildo) and pairs it up with what is, quite literally, an out-of-this-world design aesthetic.
But, if you ask me, sometimes simple is underrated. There’s nothing wrong with devouring a massive bowl of plain-old vanilla ice cream every once in a while. Along your journey to try all 31 flavors.
And, quite honestly, nothing comes close to describing the classic silhouette of Vixen Creations Leo,
Show me an unusual or oddball sex toy feature, and chances are I’ll have a hard time passing it up. And so it goes with the Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold, with its peculiar-looking pulsating plate. A curious feature characterized on the packaging as being capable of generating “thumping pulsations.”
I’ll admit that the Centerfold’s siren’s song of potentialities might have too easily seduced me.
The Le Wand – Feel My Power special edition is the wand I’ve dreamt of, the wand I’ve anxiously sought after. The wand I’ve searched for, but could NEVER quite find; a rechargeable wand that amasses rumbly vibrations, an extensive range of speeds, and a silicone head — all, wrapped up in a gorgeous package.
It’s been hotly contested whether the brand’s founder, Alicia Sinclair,
If this were a beauty contest, no doubt about it, the ZALO Momoko would easily be crowned the winner. What, with its French embossing, its luxurious gold plating, and its precious unicorn-inscribed dangle, the Momoko is unquestionably a beautiful sex toy.
I don’t think anyone will argue that ZALO’s sex toys are anything less than breathtaking with their exquisite Swarovski-studded designs.
However,
Is it just me or does the We-Vibe Rave’s 7-inch, silicone-covered length, compounded by its somewhat angular-shape and corresponding sharp-edged seams look…what’s the word I’m searching for, here? Hmm…I don’t know… unnerving, or perhaps, slightly intimidating.
Let’s quickly flashback to the moments leading up to me trying the Rave for the first time.
I distinctly recall holding the Rave in my hand and feeling more than a tad apprehensive about this vibrator’s solid,
Trust me when I tell you that you never want to go shopping with me at a thrift store. You’d doubtlessly grow impatient. While I’d still be pacing up and down the aisles of musty second-hand junk, gleefully grabbing handfuls of “treasure.”
You’re better off to go ahead and wait in the car. Save yourself the trouble and embarrassment of walking up to the checkout counter with me. That way you won’t have to be seen standing next to me.
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