Tag: clitoral stimulation

Quick question, would it be a bad thing if I were to admit, that a large part of why I choose the Sola Cue to review, is its gorgeous shade of pale, ice blue? Sorry, but blue sex toys are a rare occurrence and pretty hard to come by. Anyway, there’s got to be worse ways to go about choosing a toy to review, right?

Take, this, for instance, I could blindfold myself,

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Que the angelic choir music. Behold, dear readers, I have found a toy that sufficiently replicates the sensation of receiving oral. For me, at least, (with only a few minor caveats.)

I present to you, the Adrien Lastic Caress. Oh, and if you are wondering what that sound is, that my friends, is the sound of a harp accompanied by beautiful, angelic voices singing harmoniously, in perfect unison, “Ahhhhhhh!”Adrien Lastic Caress

For the skeptics,

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Jeezus! Satisfyer is cranking out new toys and (before you know it) even newer toys at such a breakneck pace that some of us are having trouble keeping up. Seriously, I barely had time to try the original Pro Penguin, before, next thing I knew, Satisfyer was releasing the Pro Penguin Next Generation!

So, I figured it’d be less confusing for everyone, if I simplified things by rolling my thoughts,

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Okay, I have to make a quick confession. The Noje W3 is one of the rare instances where the size of a toy took me by complete and utter surprise. This was in large part, due to a (slightly-embarrassing) oversight of mine. My failure to read the product guide in its entirety. Whoops!

Another factor, which led to my severe misjudgment of the Noje W3’s size and scale, stems from my (wrongheaded,

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If you’ve followed along with me on this journey of sex toy trials and errors, you’ll know that I have what some might call, a pie-in-the-sky obsession, with finding the “perfect” dual-stimulation vibrator. In truth, I’m not sure what sparked this obsession. Maybe it was that infamous episode of Sex And The City or it could more simply be that sex toy manufacturers continue to create rabbit-vibes in newer, 

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The OhMiBod, Cuddle Mini, plays Skipper to the OG version’s Barbie. Like a “Fun Sized” edition of my favorite candy bar, it is identical to its larger counterpart in almost every way. That is, except for dimensions. Basically, the Mini shares all the original’s classic features. Just in a cuter, slightly more compact version. The result is an inconspicuous little vibe that’s perfect for travel or any other scenario where privacy is a priority.

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A day late and a dollar short, it’s become a personal mantra of sorts. One that was bestowed upon me through no cause or fault of my own. Over the years I’ve learned to accept my fate and counter it by giving it a positive spin: “Better late than never!”

Yep, I’m a little late to the game. These “air pulsing toys” have been around since mid to late 2015. Starting with the début of the original Womanizer.

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