Tag: clit vibes

Hmm… perhaps, I don’t know… just maybe… Cal Exotics might have screwed up royally when they chose to name their hot pink, vaguely tongue-shaped vibrator, the Flicker. The combination of all three, the name, the shape, and the color have the potential to elicit some disturbing mental imagery. Or more explicitly, nightmarish fantasies of a creepy, disembodied tongue lapping ferociously at one’s genitals.

Like something straight out of a B-rated horror movie;

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After witnessing first-hand, the debacle that is the Jive. Then going on to read bad reviews all-around of both, the Wish and the Gala. I was beginning to despair that one of my favorite sex toy brands may have already reached their pinnacle. With only one way left to go, and we all know that is down, in a rapidly descending death spiral.

While all I could do is wring my hands and watch helplessly from the sidelines.

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I won’t lie, mine and my darling Zumio’s relationship got off to a rocky start. As epic love affairs sometimes do. I take full responsibility for making the unwise choice to place the Zumio’s hard unforgiving, ultra-targeted SpiroTIP™ against what was then my overworked and tender clit.

What follows should act as a cautionary tale.

You see, the first time I tried the Zumio,

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For those of you who secretly doubt that you could ever find harmony with the Volta’s bizarre looking design, I appreciate and identify with your ambivalence. I don’t think anyone would dare try to argue that the Fun Factory Volta isn’t an awkward looking little fella? What, with its upturned beak, (or is that a bill?) molded in a such a way, that it will remain forever frozen slightly agape.

However,

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You’ve probably heard those old clichés, a time or two. The ones that declare a girl can never have too many shades of lipstick, designer handbags, or amazing shoes. While of course, the raging femme in me tends to agree whole heartedly. I’d also like to amend that list just ever so slightly. Updating it to reflect the lifestyle of modern day femmes. By adding clit vibes to the list of “Can Never Have Too Many Of”.

I honestly believe one good clit vibe is never enough.

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